off da spindle

of or pertaining to a level of cool or awesome that transcends description

That Smeagol/Gollum soliloquy was OFF DA' SPINDLE!!!!!!!!!

by Arthur Vandelay July 14, 2003

Swindles

The flab spilling over ones pants. also known as love handles, muffin tops, or a bulging waist line.

Janes swindles were extremely noticeable while wearing that tight shirt.

by Love handles May 6, 2011

spindle fiber

someone who is completly useless can't do a thing right, and no one likes him/her and this person is easily distracted and made fun of

did you see that guy try to cut his lawn just a total spindle fiber

by ben8boom August 1, 2008

spindly (singular) Spindlies (plural)

Men between the ages of 30 and 38 who are extremely thin,and look like they are 17.

Oh no, our blind dates are spindlies.

by Carolyn Lehman June 27, 2005

Spindleshanx

A new form of liquid meth

OMG dude that guy just had some Spindleshanx - look at him go now!

by Yoda123 September 7, 2008

Spindlesped

A word that mean nothing. Noun.

“Get the spindlesped for me, John!” said Tyler angrily.

by TheMuppetRides October 5, 2022

Spindlesped

It means nothing. Noun.

“Get the spindlesped!” said John.

by TheMuppetRides October 5, 2022