splunch

An early supper after you have skipped lunch (therefore a combination of supper and lunch).

Hey, kids, we haven't eaten anything since breakfast because we've been having so much fun! What do you say we grab some splunch and stay 'til the amusement park closes?

by swicky November 25, 2007

staunching

To walk around like you own the joint- got a bit of a swagger

Tommy was staunching down the hall way and went all up in my grill

by Empty<3 October 7, 2010

staunch cunt

A staunch cunt is any hardcore dude who walks like hes got a pole up his ass and like his lat muscles are way bigger than what they are so his arms stick out to the side unnaturally. This kind of cunt never smiles, and has no sense of humor, he will attempt to stare anyone and everyone down and is usually ugly and dumb as fuck and was abused as a kid thats why he's mad at the world. A staunch cunt is one of the last remaining cunts who think they are tough by smoking cigarettes.

"Here comes that fucking ugly staunch cunt again"

"Doyle is such a staunch cunt even though you could knock is stupid ginger arse flat with one punch"

"Stop being such a staunch cunt and smile for once you stupid fuck"

by Dr Rockso The Rock and Roll Klown December 14, 2008

slaunched

Being wicked pissen drunk.

Buffington turned into Drunkington after he got wicked slaunched.

I got fucking slaunched and pissed my self last night.

by Senecal March 13, 2007

Slaunch

Defined as a fish, preferably A large mouth bass in the weight range 4-7 pounds. Anything over 7 pounds is considered a Slaunch Donkey also abbreviated as SD.

Holly cow dude!! That’s a slaunch!

by TheHandsomestBass April 14, 2019

Spunch

More formally thought of a punch in the groin/testicle area, this is incorrect, as it is in fact a punch on the buttock (or both buttocks). Spunch is a combo of the words 'Spank' and 'Punch'. It is not sexual, it is ment to be harmful. It can be given to either a male or female, but only in private.

OMG, Lena just spunched Luca.

I just spunched someone.

My buttocks hurt from that extreme spunching

by SpankerTown March 27, 2010

saunch

The Saunch is the removed 4-skin of the males penis.

Derreck Krause ate his own saunch, after he was pumped full of steroids.

by Hugh G. Rection May 13, 2005