Commonly referred to as « super promise » for simplification purposes, SP actually stands for « Samuel Pumpkins ».
Placed in a sentence, SP means that the preceding or following statement is the undisputable
truth.
SP refers to the tragic
history of Samuel Pumpkins, a young man that used
gross and blatant lies in his everyday life to harm others. He was once approached by the divine, who told him that he could never
lie. He then pursued his life honestly, without lying anymore and spreading
happiness and joy around him. He married the love of his life, Marguerite Pumpkins, and the
couple watched their children grow as the seasons went by.
One day, one of his children, Brutus Pumpkins, was involved in a deadly bank robbery. He was summoned to court facing a charge that could lead to a death sentence. Being his only alibi, Samuel Pumpkins, as a witness, lied to the judge to protect his
child.
At the exact same moment the deceitful
words came out of Samuel’s mouth, he was instantly struck by divine wrath. Chains rose from the ground, immobilising Samuel and tearing his limbs apart. Then, a violent lightning bolt perforated the court room’s ceiling and carbonised Samuel into a pile of ashes.
Thanks to Samuel’s heroic intervention, his
son avoided death penalty, got psychological attention and went on to defend whale’s rights in the South Pacific.
May Samuel Pumpkins’ tale never be forgotten, and be an eternal reminder that lying is not ok.
« I don’t any weed left, SP » (this means that Brian is
indeed out of weed, he cannot be lying and his
words can be trusted upon)
« I did not cheat on you, SP »
« SP I had sex with your
mother »