Song queef

When you hardcore blurt out the wrong song lyrics to a song when it comes on

I song queefed that 90s song during our sing a long

by Waredjilliams August 24, 2018

Song Dong

Someone who listens to shit music

“You like that song? Ew, you’re a song dong!”

by CheeksMagee June 5, 2019

Song of Scott

Skiidleeedooopow skatadeeedooo aleta scott is here for the day

(Aleta enters) Song of Scott is sung "Skiidleeedooopow skatadeeedooo aleta scott is here for the day"

by EmmettSam October 13, 2022

Song Bomb

When someone blasts you with a song that usually sucks ass on skype or some other way of communicating.

I was talking to my friend Michael on Skype when he song bombed me with shitty rap music.

by ThatGirlCeline July 28, 2011

song of hiawatha

An indian chant you grunt while dropping a huge, unhuman deuce. You have to grunt it with an indian accent, a tone of an old man, and make it sound painful. It goes, "HIIIIII-a-watha.... Watha-watha...."

My mom asked why I was chanting the indian boys name she studied in elementary school while I was in the bathroom. I explained to her its the song of hiawatha. I then asked her to check the sink for a fresh, steaming hiawatha. She never looked at hiawatha the same again, and we now are in family therapy because I crapped an un human steaming dump in the sink and refused to clean it.

by hiawathasnitemare July 7, 2011

song whore

one who is incapable of listening to a whole song

"drop the ipod.. you song whore"

"the rest of this song is crap.. im such a song whore"

by magnon October 22, 2008

song monkey

partygoer who relentlessly dominates the music selection. In extreme cases unable to finish one song before selecting another, in rapid succession.

Song monkey: "Listen to this song, it's amazing! No wait, this one! No wait..."

Everyone: "He's such a goddamn song monkey"

by bndrs March 27, 2012