Scomo

When someone tells you they don’t want to shake your hand cause you’re a dickhead so you grab their hand anyway without their consent for a photo op.

To achieve extra bonus points, you walk away from them when they start talking to you and show no compassion.

She told me she didn’t want to shake my hand cause I was a dickhead, but I Scomo’ed her anyway.

by Ms Meow January 6, 2020

ScoMo

When you bugger off from work for a week to avoid a difficult task, but you're so useless nobody notices for the first three days. Then when you're caught out you promise to come straight back to work only for it to take another four days.
Everything goes on as normal without you because you're totally useless anyway.

Jono did a Scomo last week and even his wife didn't miss him until the weekend.

by Gent Nosh December 21, 2019

doing a scomo

The dropping of all things of importance in a time of need or emergency and fucking off somewhere else.

I’m doing a scomo because i’m a fuckhead.

by The zebra headed jungleman January 5, 2020

Scomo

When you f*** up the COVID vaccine rollout, pressure a liberal state premier not to lockdown when even a child could see was necessary to continue a zero community COVID transmission strategy then gaslight young people and marginalised groups on national tv they are the reason for the extended nsw lockdown and COVID deaths.

Q: Do you think you actually act like a leader and set up an effective vaccine rollout to ensure the safety of Australians?

A: No, I already helped myself to the sort after vaccine so I’ll probably just Scomo it.

by Maytheoddsbeeverinyourfavour July 13, 2021

Scomo

To shit one's self at Maccas

Feeling crook but went out anyway and ended up Scomoing my pants.
I left a trail of Scomo from the registers to the toilets.

by Pants Macabre June 10, 2019

Scömìche

A singing and internet duo that consist of two Pentatonix members named Scott Hoying and Mitch Grassi. This name Scömìshe is the ship name they give themselves. This ship is thought to be dead by many people because they are not together. Although the ship is still alive in the fandom and in fanficton.

Omg I ship Scömìche so freaking much! They are so fcute! I wish they were more than friends...

by Ptxgirl123 March 14, 2018

Scoomer

Chicago slang for shooter or killer

"We gone scoom his ass"

"Thats my scoomer"

"scoom the city"

by Jackdajrippa April 15, 2021