jock sniffer

(n) one who hangs around with professional athletes or jocks in general, thinking this will make them higher on the social food chain. Sometimes do dirty work for jocks.

Mike is a jock sniffer who thinks he will meet more chicks if he hangs out with jocks.

by Harold April 19, 2005

Mexican Pinata Stuffer

A sexual act that consists of a male defecating into a Burrito shell and then shoving it up another male's ass while wearing a sombrero and beating the man with a baseball bat, much like a pinata.

Owen gave the homeless man a mexican pinata stuffer for christmas.

by Djw14 January 2, 2011

Suffercate

To suffacate painfully.

She suffercate when the fat man sat on her head.

by Lorilou Tory April 12, 2020

bomb sniffer

Ugly Girl or Woman. (Dog)

The USC cheerleaders are bomb sniffers.

by Pankrasekid January 17, 2009

Five Dollar Sniffer

Giving a stripper $5 to sniff her ass

That old guy just got a five dollar sniffer.

by BubblesPBR May 8, 2015

Suffern

Stuck up town that will definitively get you somewhere in life though. Full of pretty, rich people who live along side the lowerclass. You're known here for looks or being good at a sport. Sports are everything, alongside with Bagel Boys. Every Friday night is either dedicated to football or hockey. Self defense shirts are slowly dying out since Biddy retired. Ugg slippers, a North Face vest and leggings are the go to outfit, but can be substituted for ripped jeans and Adidas superstars. Most girls sport either Snickerdoodle Iced Coffee, Starbucks, or Dunkin. People get high in the bathrooms and the highschool has no designated lunch spots. The guys never seem to wear pants, only shorts, and always high end brands. Nudes and drugs are sold, yet the highschool is one of the top in New York. If you have blonde hair and/or eyes that aren't green or brown, you're unique. The town is 20% Italian 25% Jewish 25% Hispanic 20% Italian 5% Black and 5% Asian. Cliques are very dominant, and there's no set group of '''popular''' people. Amazing hockey team. Mainly known for Grace Vanderwaal and great students, the pressure is high. Cuts for sports can even happen senior year and sports can completely change their reputation in a season (referred to as a "szn") There is a lot of competition, and most freshmen will have sex before sophomore year. Welcome to Suffern.

"Ugh we're gonna lose this hockey game tonight and never hear the end of it."
"Who are we playing?"
"Suffern."
"Oh shit."

by aleskaaa April 25, 2017

Child Sniffer

Someone who likes to sniff kids and touch them very awkwardly all over.

"Hey, Joe Biden is a child sniffer!"

"Our President is a Child Sniffer."

"I can't believe you're a child Sniffer, Joe."

by Panzer230 March 26, 2021