snake Paul

aka: jake paul, if you aren't familiar with the paul brothers...i dont know what to say

"Hey are you a jake pauler?"
"you mean snake paul?! ha, never!"

by daddyydolan August 2, 2018

snakefish

Noun: (A) Snakefish
Verb: (To) Snakefish

An individual who, for a short time, claims to be of an alternate sexual orientation or undertakes personality characteristics of an alternate sexual orientation with the explicit intent of deceiving a desired partner that they are, in no way, sexually attracted to them because they are ‘of a different sexual orientation’; however, the deception is intentional and the individual will ultimately pursue and fully complete coitus with the desired partner. The term or label ‘Snakefish’, can only be awarded to an individual who completes full sexual intercourse with a desired partner after implying through context or explicitly stating that they are of a sexual orientation which they are not.

Term is considered to be derogatory.

1. “Female speaking with another female friend I met this guy last night who said he was gay and thought vaginas were gross. He was pretty cute but was so gay. Later in the night, we were talking about guys and then he started to come on to me and we fucked in the bathroom. I thought it was so hot because he was gay but there is a part of me that feels like he snakefished me.”
2. “Male speaking with another male friend Dude, if you snakefish my sister, I’ll fucking kill you.”
3. “Being a snakefish is not exploring your sexuality.”

by Dionysius420 November 21, 2018

Drown the Snake

When your poop resembles a long snake and then you proceed to drown it with diarrhea.

Yo babe, gimme a sec I gotta go drown the snake.

by patgeo April 11, 2020

there’s a snake in my ass

FATHER OF LIES, CUM IN DISGUISE, YOUR SUM WONT LAST, THERES A SNAKE IN MY ASS, THE CUM FATHERS SECRET STASH, CUM STOMP ME FLAT, IM GOING TO FUK UR DAD

Hey there’s a snake in my ass and it hurts

by Hello I’m nsaidlgaiughdgggdgys September 13, 2021

Muthafuckin' Snakes

A breed of snakes indigenous to muthafuckin' planes.

"I have had it with these Muthafuckin' Snakes, on this muthafuckin' plane!"

by Collin Jones August 22, 2006

snake a cold cruiser

to drink a beer.

Hey, after work you wanna snake a cold cruiser?

Yeah, I'll snake an ice cold cruiser.

by golden richards August 15, 2009

Brown-eyed Snake Charmer

When a shit coming out of one's ass is so long that it has amassed at the bottom of the toilet bowl and grown to the surface like a volcanic island emerging from the Pacific Ocean. The shit keeps coming in one long continuous poop like when a soft serve ice cream machine has a faulty handle. Eventually, to prevent the growing glop of excrement from pressing the buttocks from below, the person has to lift their ass off the toilet seat and rotate and hover their butt cheeks over this watery porcelain pit to let the brownie rope coil onto the steaming lump with as low a profile as possible. Though the shit is obviously dropping downward, the turd snake appears to be rising slowly from the toilet bowl, mesmerized by the slowly swirling ass, and burying it's head into that hypnotic brown eye from which it came.

Ben: "Dudes, I just took a shit that was so long that the top of it comes 5 inches above the waterline. I even made it curly-Q'ed like an ice cream cone from Dairy Queen."
Charley: "Damn, man! Your ass is a brown-eyed snake charmer!"

by theinstigator September 16, 2016