SMP

Suck My Penis... Simple.

It's a clothing brand. If someone annoys me, but I can't be bothered, I usually point to the back of my shirt with my middle fingers as I walk away... SMP! 🖕

Whatevs... 🖕 *SMP*🖕

by Ob1eOne May 16, 2020

SMP

SMP is the quick definition for “shit my pants”. Should only be used if you got blackout drunk or you got some scat fetish or sumthin.

Man 1: Bro she sucked my dick after I SMP.

Man 2: She did WHAT?

by dickonxgamesmode June 17, 2020

smp

suck my pussy

girl : i'm horny can u come there
boy : sure lol ;)
girl : smp (suck my pussy)

by frezky57920 September 16, 2020

SMP

SMP/ S.M.P the is a acronym for So Much Pain.

She left me. I’m in SMP.

Or
I’m in SMP because I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends. It’s always one of them that gotta be ugly.

by AlexBeVibin November 2, 2020

smp

it just means suck my pussy

Kelly: im still a virgin

Me: smp bitch.

by kys <3 January 27, 2021

SMP

Suck My Piano.
Many people might think this means survival multiplayer, but they are wrong. it is suck my piano

hey

hello

SMP?

ok

by matt the mf cat April 15, 2021

smp

smp means suck my pussy

you- smp

person- ayo we just met

by TheDramaLama May 3, 2021