smooth as eggs

When a male injects botox into his balls and then walks around looking for ball suckers

"Excuse me miss, but do you suck balls?"....The answer is usually no...so he then replys with "Well What about THESE balls?" As he whips em out....She then will most likely reply with "OH MY GOD, THOSE BALLS ARE AS SMOOTH AS EGGS! YES, I'LL SUCK THOSE BALLS!"

by *ChRiStA* May 4, 2006

smooth cat

When a guy is on top of his game and every thing he says and does is impressive to the ladies

Patrick was bieng a smooth cat last night at the bar.

by shARk! February 23, 2017

Smooth Trooper

A certain trooper who is smooth and LOVES YO MAMMAS FLAP-JACKS

SMOOTH TROOPER LOVES YO MAMMAS FLAP-JACKS

by Shakenblake February 19, 2009

Smooth Criminal

A person who decides to commit a crime and then moonwalk away from the scene.

"Did you hear about the bank robbery last night?"

"Yeah, I heard it was a smooth criminal."

*The two here a "He-he" from the distance"

by Kkderpz2 December 23, 2020

Be Smooth

(1) Like saying good bye
(2) is like telling someone to keep their head up, things will get better, to keep up ur hustle
(3)compliments... Ex: when one black guy says to another as they are seperating "stay smooth,"

(keep it up, stay doing what your doing, be good,be healthy, live well)

"Ok I'll see you later bruh, Be Smooth"
"Man ur doin really well, Stay Smooth"

by Truth Howard December 17, 2017

Rick Smooth

The less mexican version of Rico Suave.

That Rick Smooth sure is living the crazy life.

by Servo3 January 21, 2009

rub smoothies

A reference to "rubbing fuzzies". Given the recent trend for shaving hair EVERYWHERE, the parts rubbed are no longer fuzzy, they are smoothie.

Marie and I just had brazilian bikini waxes. I'm so excited to rub smoothies.

by 50 cal August 20, 2009