smeg

a white crust that forms around the genitles when you do not shower

You're a stupid doushe-bag with smeg for brains.

by fanboy who does not wash May 13, 2005

smeg

Junk, such as gaffa tape and leads left all over the ground after roadies have set up for a band..

Ahh, theres smeg everyware!

by louis October 21, 2001

teeth smeg

That dirty grimey yellow plaque shit people get on their teeth if they don't brush there teeth in ages.

"Jacob Cox has mad teeth smeg"
"I know right smelly shit"

by will98 December 23, 2016

smeg head

From the comedy sci-fi show Red Dwarf smeg-head is an insult which can mean 'idiot' or basically 'bastard.'

"You complete smeg head Lister."
"He's such a smeg head he'd stick his finger in a plug socket."

by Radclyffe November 8, 2003

Smeg Muncher

The, some say pleasurable act, of chewing another's curdled dick cheese, otherwise known as smeg.

You're nothing but a fucking smeg muncher.

Travis, this chick was real kinky man. I hadn't showered in days and when blowing me, I found out she was a smeg muncher. She even pulled out slices of toast.

by isthatmyartichoke June 3, 2009

qwerty smeg

unknown composition of ditritus and gunge left on much used keyboards/mouse usually @ work- what is it? and where did it come from? is it known to science yet?

Fuk me there's so much qwerty smeg on that keyboard I can't see the letters.
Or - the mouse won't work properly coz it's blocked with qwerty smeg

by street smeg May 5, 2005

Keg of smeg

Derived from the Latin phrase: "kegma smegma".

A vile, cheddary flavoured pint scraped from a keg of beer that has been left to ferment to the point that it taste like a tramp's thong.

Considered a delicacy in Papau New Guinea.

"Oi, bartender, your house ale tastes like cock rot. Did you dip your dick in that keg?"

Keg of smeg, barrel of brimula, pint of penis, cup of cock, etc.

by mr eganovic March 6, 2012