smeg 

The liquid part of cum like when you forget to shake the ketchup bottle and you get that liquidy water part of the ketchup. The smeg is the liquidy substance.

"Ah stahppp your smeg is all over my face!"
Also #smeg

smeg by cum destroyer May 2, 2014

Smeg 

somebody who needs a wash or doesn’t know how to wash properly

Sam:i stink
ally:ew you smeg

Smeg by kmc.x January 29, 2018

Smeg 

A smeg can be used as combining words that is smexy and egg so basicaly a smexy egg

"Omg Tyro I ate such a smeg today"!

Smeg by Lolslater May 22, 2018

Smeg 

A dirty, homeless looking creepy guy who had a disturbing attraction to a girl.

Guy: did you see him in the yard last night
Girl: who?
Guy: that guy who's been staring at you, he's a right smeg

Smeg by John Rook December 10, 2018

Smeg 

Smeg is what you call someone if there an absolutely smashed

Mate your apsolutly smeged

Smeg by Dhrnyucuebrneksje January 15, 2019

Smeg 

A hand rolled cigarette

Hello brother, can I please have a couple inhales on your smeg

Smeg by Tyl3rmxkay April 25, 2019

smeg 

term used to describe a person who looks and smells like penis cheese.

you smeg

smeg by chubby skinny July 2, 2019