smart

To be fucking retarded. If somebody calls you smart, you probably did something stupid or said something stupid.

Tim: George W Bush is a competent human being.
John: you’re fucking smart. Jesus christ

by Left_Nut69 March 10, 2020

Smartful

One who is smart and intelligant,
A smart or intelligant remark

I am too smartful!!

by Gaventar January 18, 2010

smart

someone who is clever but also a little bit cool

wow George thats so smart the way you figured out that tricky problem

by de boss March 1, 2017

smart-on

See smart on.

It saddens me to think that the intellectually challenged are incapable of a smart-on. But a good, liberal arts education is the sure cure for their cerebral impotence.

by joelmw October 25, 2010

smart

sarcastic for "dumb-ass piece of shit."

"Wow, Mike. I never looked at it that way before. You're so smart."

by juxtaposer December 25, 2008

a smart

A person who has fine eyesight but wears glasses with proper lenses because if makes them "smart".
Say an idiot with fine eyesight put on proper glasses, he would become a smart.

I am a smart!
That bloke over there is a smart.
You're a smart?
Woah. You just did a smart.

by rEaLlY rEaLly ReAlLy BoReD pEp May 11, 2018

smartness

something you probably dont have

Dude, you have a smartness level of zero!!!!!!!!111!!!ONE!!!ONE

by jambley July 30, 2008