Slot blot

When you get a tattoo of your man's name on your poon but then you have his baby and it gets all f***ed up.

Dale) Yo, your girl got a tramp stamp?

Kenny) Nah, she got a slot blot, though. Before she had the baby it said "Kenny." Now it it says "&€VMg"

Dale) on her stomach?

Kenny) nah, dude. Lower.

by Tammy 2Lips October 15, 2013

Slot-jacked

When you reserved a conference room slot and the person with the time slot before you eats into your time, while looking at you waiting through the window.

Tim slot-jacked the big conference room because he had the president on a conference call and couldn't get him to hang up.

by #1 peon June 28, 2010

bean slot

Prison terminology meaning the horizontal slot in a cell door or bars through which the food trays are passed.

The officer gave me my tray through the bean slot.

by ToBIGWillie April 25, 2010

slot jockey

Gambler who sticks mostly to playing slot machines rather than table games.

Person A: What to play craps?

Person B: Naw. I'm a slot jockey. Sit me down on my favorite machine and I can play all night!

by kittyangel October 15, 2010

Slot tech

Usually geeky guys with high end electronic education or extreme mechanical/electronic repair / troubleshooting abilities. These guys are the gods of the casino world. Without them nothing would work. They're usually under paid and overworked. Most enjoy drinking alcoholic beverages agressively and have a strong appetite for coctail Waitresses or hot bartenders.

"Whos the hot guy in the black smock?" "He's the new Slot Tech, I wonder if he's single"
Bartender-"Oh boy, here come the Slot Techs...do we have enough beer this time?"

by Slot Tech July 30, 2006

Slot Machine

A coin-operated device, used by low-lifes, cretins, old ladies with blue hair, and idiots who like ringing bells and flashing lights. The sole purpose of a slot machine is to redistribute wealth from the poor and stupid to the rich.

The devices that built the Strip in Las Vegas.

A device into which Californians put the money that finances Nevada's schools.

Shirley cashed her paycheck in the Nevada Club and put all the money into a slot machine.

by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005

Slut Slot

Butt hole. Sluts usually take it up the ass, hence why a butt hole is called a slut slot.

' I just just shot a Ceaser salad out of my slut slot, sluts'

by slutslotsluts January 10, 2009