smoshed

getting pants-shitting drunk; absolutely shitfaced.

"Girl..over this long weekend were going to get absolutely smoshed!"

by Katherine Foley March 16, 2008

slushed

Drunk on wine, especially wine slush but any sort of wine. A bit beyond tipsy, but not inebriated.

Dude, your mom is hitting on me.
Sorry, my dad's a geezer and she's slushed on box wine.

by TheGoyWonder June 4, 2015

Slashed my tires

(v.) To cut someone off in mid sentence or argument by interrupting them with a response that stops their thought process cold.

Dude, I was making a point in class the other night and my professor broke in on my shit and totally slashed my tires.

by mhibma October 5, 2005

Slashed

When you're high and drunk at the same time

Yo bruhh I'm so fucking slashed right now.

by Stoner6969 July 4, 2017

sloshes

when something wet hits the floor and it makes a sound.

the poop hits the floor and it sloshes.

by jenny wakeman January 21, 2019

slothed

The act of hugging someone from behind, while they are unaware, and pulling them to the floor with your own dead weight. Then jumping up and laughing at their face.

Slother: You just got slothed.

by the_wulf850 April 17, 2008

slashed

think 'slashed tires' - hence the origin of the word. slashed is the opposite of wheelz; it means having no wheelz or being overall awkward with girls (or guys!)

dude ... you are so slashed, it's not even funny.

by purplefairy September 28, 2010