Scooby Douche

A person who always thinks they have everything figured out, but are usually wrong.

"Dude, I know Kevin is cheating on Lynn; I see him with Michelle ALL the time."

"That's his sister you Scooby Douche!!"

by Fudgey the Whale August 1, 2009

Scooby Scare Tactics

Jivespoken by blacks in order to intimidate or scare white people.

These black guys walked up to me and tried pulling their scooby scare tactics on me.

by someM14u February 28, 2011

Scooby Doo Logic

The concept of, whenever something bad or sketchy happens, splitting up. It was originally applicable in the to moments in the show, Scooby Doo, when the gang was in a group and then splits up to gather clues (often with moderate success and then complications, e.g. Velma loses her glasses). Usage now, though, has come to generally be in regards to two or more people separating, or "splitting up," when it seems illogical to do so.

"What the fuck? You're breaking up with me?" said the boyfriend.

"Yes," said the girlfriend.

"I can't believe that you're splitting up with me! This shit is fucking Scooby Doo Logic!" he screamed.

by Oodles and oodles of noodles! April 8, 2012

Shooby-dooby

A popular drink mix in southern United States, which consists of fireball whiskey, monster, and a bit of cherry juice

Me and John got wasted from a shooby-dooby last night

by T_dono09 December 5, 2018

The Scooby Doo Effect

When someone undeservingly stumbles upon success, through sheer luck and usually minimal skill of their own, similar to that of the cartoon character Scooby Doo who would often catch the villain by literally stumbling upon them, usually after he had fallen over or been involved in some sort of zany accident.

Person 1: Hey, how'd you go in that exam?
Person 2: Dude I got like 95%
Person 1: How? I got like 65% and you told me you didn't even study
Person 2: It's the Scooby Doo Effect man.

by Opium Daydream July 21, 2010

Scooby Poo

A Scooby-Doo themed bestiality / scat fetish porno made in Japan by the same people who brought you "Rough Sausage Poop Fest."

Dick: Did you see Scooby Poo?

Douglas: Yeah dude, I had never been so terrified yet aroused at the same time before.

Unison: Yeah~.

by AndyAAgony June 9, 2010

slobbydog

big fat, ugly chick with trashy tattoos

Slobbydog is a big, fat trailer park trash chick with tattoos.

by happyspaz13 March 20, 2008