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slimy bastard

A sneaky assh0le that'll do anything for his own benefits while covering up his tracks and showing that ingenuine smile of brightness
I can't believe that Jake is a slimy bastard! I was sure he was a genuinely nice guy. The dude groped my dog's balls while I was watching him and made an excuse saying that he's totally straight and that he did it because the dog's balls looked like they were itching.
by Coolestk1dontheblock August 19, 2016
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Slinky

Someone you would thoroughly enjoy pushing down the stairs.
You're such a slinky.
by CatherineTramell March 18, 2014
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Silky May

Having butt sex using conditioner as lube.
I pulled a silky may last ight
by mattty_t_704 February 13, 2010
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slimy iguana

The act of sticking your freshly jizzed penis in an electrical outlet for pleasure and causing a memorable taze to the dick
I participated in the Slimy Iguana and it hurt like a bitch
by Slimyiguana54 November 11, 2014
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Slikist

1. Someone who believes that all religions are wrong.
2. One who lives their life to the fullest without questions.
A slikist is one who does not believe that "fossils were planted by god to test our faith." or that you blow up people for 90 virgins in heaven.One who does not mourn for a "savior" who died centuries ago.
by dorking April 10, 2008
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slimy geezer suprise

when a nurse is changing an old mans diaper only to find that he has ejaculated in his adult diaper.
I fuckin hate workin at the old folks home. Benjamin always has a slimy geezer suprise waitin for me in the morning.
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