I sliced myself a with a key

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I sliced myself a with a key

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

most exciting thing since sliced bread

This expression is used when a person does or tells you something you already know and thinks it is absolutely amazing.

Person 1: She got a hollywood wax for the first time.

Person 2: let me guess its the most exciting thing since sliced bread for her.

by sealion3 December 26, 2012

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Eric Harry Timothy Mabius Sliced Himself With A Key

Eric Harry Timothy Mabius Sliced Himself With A Key

by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025

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by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 3, 2025

Velma Slice

A term used to tell someone you want a small cut or slice of something, usually cake.

Will you just cut me a Velma slice?

by Stevens05 June 3, 2019

velma slice

A standard unit of measurement in Southeast North Carolina.

How much cake would you like. Oh, just a Velma slice.

by midderandMater July 20, 2018

slices of heaven

My favourite kind of tits. The ones that look like slices of pizza 🍕 limp, floppy, flat, triangular in shape and only one piece of pepperoni right at the point of the triangle (the nipple)

I love to lift those skin flaps up by the nipple, so light and empty. I can fit a whole one in my mouth they are so soft and devoid of fat

Those tits are the dream. Like slices of heaven

by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020