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Get the Self Forever Sleep mug.An incredibly fast computer disguised as a Windows 98 peice of crap. It will most likely look the same on the outside but be brand new on the inside. It has the latest processor,RAM and videocards built into a crappy shell.
1.I saw a sleeper computer but I didnt know it was any different from the old crappy school computer next to it.
2.After he started the computer, Mr.X was shocked to see it running a modern OS and start incredibly fast.
3.Wow look at that peice of crap.Wait,Holy Cow it's running Crysis at 60 fps!!!!
2.After he started the computer, Mr.X was shocked to see it running a modern OS and start incredibly fast.
3.Wow look at that peice of crap.Wait,Holy Cow it's running Crysis at 60 fps!!!!
by Freshstyles50 August 22, 2009
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The state of mind in which a person, who due to lack of sleep, appears to have become heavily intoxicated. Often associated with inability to move body parts, laughing maniacally at idiotically simple actions or objects, incredible randomness, and revealing secrets that normally would not be brought up in conversation. Often for good reason.
Ted, in this situation, is experiencing sleepdrunk of the fourth degree.(1-5)
Jeff: Hey Ted.
Ted: Hey Jeff. Haha. Jefffff. Je-ffff JeffFFFFF JEEEEEFFFFFFFF! JEEEFFEEEE! ASK JEEVES!!! HE KNOWS! HE KNOWS EVERYTHING! BUT NOOOOO! ERBODY'S LIKE, "If it takes a hen and a half a day and a half to lay an egg an a half, how many flapjacks can fit on a doghouse?" AND THE OTHER GUY'S LIKE, "I don't know, Google it." DAMN YOU GOOGLE! YOU MONOPOLISTIC SON OF A BITCH! HAVE YOU NO SOUL?!?! ONLY YOU CAN START AS A NOUN AND END UP A VERB! AGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Jeff: ....Um....Dude......
.......Jeeves sucks.
Ted: Sucks. Haha. Socks. Wanna know a funny word?
Jeff: Sure...Is it socks..?
Ted: NO! It's socks.
Jeff: Okay...Ted you really nee-
Ted: MOIST.
Jeff: Hey Ted.
Ted: Hey Jeff. Haha. Jefffff. Je-ffff JeffFFFFF JEEEEEFFFFFFFF! JEEEFFEEEE! ASK JEEVES!!! HE KNOWS! HE KNOWS EVERYTHING! BUT NOOOOO! ERBODY'S LIKE, "If it takes a hen and a half a day and a half to lay an egg an a half, how many flapjacks can fit on a doghouse?" AND THE OTHER GUY'S LIKE, "I don't know, Google it." DAMN YOU GOOGLE! YOU MONOPOLISTIC SON OF A BITCH! HAVE YOU NO SOUL?!?! ONLY YOU CAN START AS A NOUN AND END UP A VERB! AGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Jeff: ....Um....Dude......
.......Jeeves sucks.
Ted: Sucks. Haha. Socks. Wanna know a funny word?
Jeff: Sure...Is it socks..?
Ted: NO! It's socks.
Jeff: Okay...Ted you really nee-
Ted: MOIST.
by Maverick 318 March 16, 2008
Get the sleepdrunk mug.The act of unconsciously typing nonsense while half asleep in a Messenger conversation. The nonsense is usually ridiculously misspelled words, or just complete gibberish.
Jenna: OMG Fred, what are you doing up so late?
Fred: PHusicdp aper die tmrowqqwr
Jenna: Are you sleep typing?
Jenna: Last week, I was talking dirty to Fred over messenger and he FELL ASLEEP.
Eileen: Lswlorlyyy/
Jenna: =_=
Fred: PHusicdp aper die tmrowqqwr
Jenna: Are you sleep typing?
Jenna: Last week, I was talking dirty to Fred over messenger and he FELL ASLEEP.
Eileen: Lswlorlyyy/
Jenna: =_=
by LimeFaceX August 10, 2009
Get the Sleep Typing mug.when you and another person (usually your boyfriend/girlfriend) stay on the phone all night while sleeping so they are the last person you talk to before you go to sleep, and the first one that wakes up says goodmorning and wakes up the other person
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Person #2: “Dude, it’s 4am right now. I have to sleep.”
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