Razorblade symphony

The ultimate in being depressed and a cutter.One who does such a maneuver will hold out their arm like a violin/stringed instrument with their wrist/underarm as the strings. Then use the razor to perform a "symphony"

-Hey there's mark. His girlfriend left him.
-Holy shit, what happened to his arms?!
-Depressed bastard must've played a razorblade symphony over it

by freakingname May 27, 2007

The symphony

The fourth bowel movement of the day, since an orchestra symphony is composed of four movements.

That chili ran right through me. I just completed the symphony.

by yuristache January 1, 2011

atlanta symphony

the cacophony produced by atlanta traffic (esp. during rush hour) consisting of, but not limited to, horns honking, sirens blaring, tires sceeching, and drivers yelling.

the f*cking atlanta symphony damn near drove me crazy on my evening commute home.

by N.A.W. September 1, 2006

Symphony

Two

After the first child said “one”, the second one said “Symphony”

by SkaterSymph June 3, 2018

Fart Symphony

Expecting to take a shit but ending up farting intensely into the toilet.

The fart symphony I had was almost as relieving as an actual shit.

by Ketem December 14, 2014

penis symphony

The explosion of jizz which creates a distinct noise, sounding very much like the section of trumpets playing in a marching band.

Last night, after Henrieta gave Chaz a vigourous BJ, the penis symphony exploded in a mass hysteria of snaps, clicks, and squishes.

by ToquitoSSSSS! December 7, 2007

Penis symphony

The act in which a male "plays" with himself.

Yesterday I had a total Penis symphony!

by nnnmkh December 16, 2007