skid-mark

When a guy pulls his cock out of a bitch's twat and wipes the poo on her ass cheeks.
Girl 1: How was the sex last night with tommy?
Girl 2: It was really great until he pulled it out and gave me a smelly skid-mark.
by bulldog07 May 15, 2006
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skid-mark

When a guy whips out his cock out of a girls pussy and wipes it on her bare white ass
Girl 1:Hey Sally, how was the sex last night with tommy?
Girl2: It was great until he whipped it out and gave a huge skid-mark!
by bulldog07 May 18, 2006
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4 lane skid mark

After leaving a huge crap in the toilet you proceed to flush, the poo leaves a mark on the base of the toilet so large it covers it entirely.
I just left a 4 lane skid mark in shitter.
by Phlapjax November 05, 2008
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Expression used to describe someone who is completely useless and black.
Jermaine Defoe is "the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society"
by Elburno March 02, 2008
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Chocolate skid mark

When your asscrack itches for any number of reasons, and you have to itch it through your pants, thus leaving a small shitstain on your underwear.
“Man, my ass was itchin this morning from last night’s Mexican food. Left a chocolate skid mark because i was in a meeting and couldn’t hit the bathroom!”
by ShrinkDoc August 22, 2019
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Devil's skid mark

That's sweet brown drip cascading down the side of your crack pipe before you swipe it and take it head ringer
Bobby was shaking with excitement at the thought of the Devil's skid mark painting his pipe as he awaited his next ripper.
by Qbinking February 01, 2025
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Skid Mark Mchoul

When you don’t wipe your ass after a shit and accidentally leave a skid mark on a seat of someone else’s car
OMG! He’s left a Skid Mark Mchoul on my driver seat… Again!
by Mr Follow Through January 16, 2024
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