Girl 1: How was the sex last night with tommy?
Girl 2: It was really great until he pulled it out and gave me a smelly skid-mark.
Girl 2: It was really great until he pulled it out and gave me a smelly skid-mark.
by bulldog07 May 22, 2006
Get the skid-mark mug.Girl 1:Hey Sally, how was the sex last night with tommy?
Girl2: It was great until he whipped it out and gave a huge skid-mark!
Girl2: It was great until he whipped it out and gave a huge skid-mark!
by bulldog07 May 24, 2006
Get the skid-mark mug.After leaving a huge crap in the toilet you proceed to flush, the poo leaves a mark on the base of the toilet so large it covers it entirely.
by Phlapjax March 17, 2009
Get the 4 lane skid mark mug.by Elburno March 2, 2008
Get the the guinness skid mark on the underpants of society mug.When your asscrack itches for any number of reasons, and you have to itch it through your pants, thus leaving a small shitstain on your underwear.
“Man, my ass was itchin this morning from last night’s Mexican food. Left a chocolate skid mark because i was in a meeting and couldn’t hit the bathroom!”
by ShrinkDoc August 22, 2019
Get the Chocolate skid mark mug.A skid mark head is when your head is really deformed and premature. Some examples of people who have a skid mark head are: Jason Vorhees,Characters from wrong turn or hills have eyes.
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"One time Ehrich Gee farted and there was a wet spot on his pants.... we then proceeded to call him The Tallahassee Skid Mark"
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