Situational Awareness

1. A booster in the multi-player segment of the PS3 only video game Uncharted 2. Situational Awareness takes up the top slot of the two available slots for boosters. It is made available for purchase at level 46. This booster is commonly referred to as: "Sit," "Sit Aware," and, "Situational." By standing still and pressing the Up direction button on the D-pad one can see enemies' names pop up through walls as they run around. This booster is usually used by n00bs or people looking to be dicks. Fortunately, the booster Evasion (unlocked at level 50) makes one immune to Situational Awareness.

2. Possessing the trait of always knowing what is going on around you; awareness of one's situation (duh).

1. UnchartedPlayer1: Ah, some fag with Situational Awareness on was camping in a corner and killed me. Fuck.
Uncharted Player2: That's retarded. You should use Evasion like me.

2. David used his Situational Awareness to get out of the school safely while a school shooting was happening.

by WaR_REAPER10 September 10, 2010

situation walk

When a guy is turned on and puts his hands in his pocket and tries to walk off the situation.

"I needed a situation walk after seeing her"

by Challbaby82 June 3, 2016

Situationize

When you dont do something depending on the situation.

You dont situationize properly.

by Zantetsuken March 31, 2022

SimpFlation

SimpFlation is an economic phenomena in which there is a significant rise in Lonely & Sexless men. Western society has entered into a period of Hyper-SimpFlation since the mass adoption of social media around 2010-2020. This has coincided with Hoeflation and the prevalence of OnlyFans, sexual liberalism, digital promiscuity, pornography, and birth control.

Because of SimpFlation, there are millions of sad and lonely men that, instead of improving their lives, choose to pay $6 to only fans harpies to distract themselves with mediocre short term pleasures.

by Bruhhh500 July 11, 2023

walmart situation

A group of shoppers not following the grocery store rules; Crowded location with no order;

1.Its a walmart situation in the club tonight.
2. There's always a walmart situation in Frys Grocery.

by Patty Rosenberg March 17, 2008

Helinski Situation

When, during a disagreement, someone makes a careless mistake (such as a mispronunciation or misspelling) and the other person uses the mistake as an argument against them.

Person one: Ew, Britney Spears.
Person two: No! Ew, the Jonez brothers.
Person one: HAH! You've created a helinski situation, so I'm right!!

by I'mrighto June 27, 2009

Rectumfy a Situation

To address a problem with somebody but reeeally get in their ass about it.

Guy: I had to Rectumfy a Situation with my girlfriend today.

Friend: Really, how'd that go???

Guy: She humbly apologized right away but I just kept yelling until she cried.

by Cuzfukemthatswhy November 10, 2012