Simone

Simone is the most beautiful girl in the world, she’s funny, sexy and got all the lads waiting for her haha, she’s extra moody sometimes when ya get on her nerves and she’s a bit crazy, she’s never early and hardly likes getting out of her bed when it’s time, she loves to go out but her friends are NEVER up for it cause they’re all broke, unlike Simone whose got all the money, simmy simmy is what we call her! Simone the babe

“ Simone is sexy “

by Michael somanadan July 14, 2019

dirty simone

A dirty Simone is a person that likes to shove ping pong balls up their ass whilst simultaneously singing the declaration of Independence during their monthly abortion appointment.

Wow, they're really acting like dirty Simone.

by Ass of a fire crotch July 1, 2020

stephanie simone

the most beautiful girl in the world

Damnnnn stephanie simone is gorgeous

by mikeystylez January 17, 2009

Simone

One of the biggest snakes you will ever meet. All the Asians seem to like her. She likes to harass her friends in her spare time and laughs at how ridiculous she thinks they are. She seems to have extremely soft hair that appears to become more blonde every day. She usually takes and has really funny and bad pictures of her friends at all times so she can embarrass them when they make her mad or embarrass her. She is a great friend and whoever is lucky enough to get close to her will love her like we do <3

Tim: hey do you like burgers?
Simone: shut the fuck up.

by thomas696969 November 27, 2013

simonetta

A tall and independent female who is a great role model and a great person. People don't see her as the intellect she is but she smart and intelligent additionally she is hillarious!

Omg did you see Simonetta over there.

by Octavia_xox May 29, 2021

shmoney shrinkage

After spending a large quantity of your money, you’ll experience a Shmoney Shrinkage.

Seth: “Hey Peter how is college going?”
Peter: “Not to great, after paying for it I’m experiencing a major Shmoney Shrinkage

by FluxyBoiy August 14, 2019

Simone

Simone is the most funniest girl you will probably ever meet!! she’s super sweet and will do anything for her friends, you thinks she’s a bitch at first but once you get to know her you love her. a gorgeous smile, long pretty brown hair and the best personality ever!!

Guy1: yo dude, i just met a girl she was so nice

Guy2: she must be a simone.

by unknown4305 December 8, 2019