Simon Cowelling

When you tell someone you don't like something........ YOU LOVE IT!!!!!

I don't like pickles........ I LOVE THEM!
I don't like your shoes.... I LOVE THEM!
I don't like reubens-world.com...... I LOVE IT!!!!
Hey Dave, I don't like your bushy overgrown eyebrows..... I LOVE THEM!!! they're so soft and fluffy!
I really don't like your TMNT outfit..... I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!""$&^%$£"$£"!"!"!£

Basically this is known as "Simon Cowelling".

by Reubens-world September 6, 2013

Simon lewis

A cute vampire, sometimes a little nerdy. But that's why he is amazing. He is an amazing singer, and looks so f*cking cute. If you ever meet this fanboy, make friends as quickly as possible. He can also mess you up. He can fight pretty well, and can do things no mundane (human) can do. This daylighter will do anything to make the people around him happy. His beautifull body all ways hidden by t - shirts of his band (rock solid panda) or other music / tv shows. A great friend who you should treat better than yourself.

Guy: is that Simon Lewis?
Girl: i so want to be his girlfriend, he is super cute!

by Deedstergriffin October 14, 2018

Simon Salas

He’s a weird little buddy. Plump and juicy and used and loosey. Talks funny, not necessarily a lisp but something in that direction. Not very popular among chicks either as he’s mostly a PC-nerd.

“Hey, look at that guy, wtf is wrong with him?!”

“Dude, that’s a Simon Salas alright…”

by Siamang724 July 25, 2021

Pull a Simon

Leaving the party way too early before all the fun starts.

Person A: Man this party is going to be wild.

Person B: Yeah…I am going home now cya.

Person A: Oh no don’t pull a Simon on us.

by daemma March 1, 2023

Simon's Cheesecake Surprise

A delicious dessert made with the old crumbs from the tray beneath the toaster, packed into the bottom of a bowl and covered with a layer of Dairylea soft cheese, topped with a coating of your favourite jam.

If you make a cheesecake with Dairylea I will literally vomit through my eye balls.

The surprise is that it isn't really cheese cake, is it? It's just toast with Dairylea and jam.

YoGPoD 23: Simon's Cheesecake Surprise

by Dave! Yognau(gh)t November 4, 2012

simonetti

The act of reaching around and giving a man a handjob as you have anal sex with him. Made famous in the movie "Full Metal Jacket"

John is a righteous dude. He gave me a Simonetti while he had me bent over the other day.

by IrishPirate November 18, 2005

Simone

The most beautiful and sensual of all the women. She is extremely intelligent and has a great sense of humor, any guy would be lucky to have her.
This girl will always make you laugh and worry about others before herself and will not be satisfied until others are feeling good about them-selves even though it may put strain on her own self worth.
Extremely sexual, knows what she wants in bed (or airplane bathroom) and will not be afraid to tell her partner/s.
One worth loving and taking care of.

Nick: So the mile high club aye?
Simone: Yeah, I have decided I want you to fuck me in the cubicle. *points and bites her lip*
Nick: Im so fucking there!

*Both get up and join the most exclusive club on the planet.*

by SpanishNick1991 September 1, 2011