shrooms

They Grow in cow Manure, they pick em up, wipe 'em off and we put them right and our mouths and chew them. Then you start to see things that arent there, and sometimes even go on adventures without even moving!
Yo man I ate a quarter of Mushrooms last night, i saw some fucken wild shit! It's too bad they tast like shit:(.........Make Tea ;)!
by John trask June 16, 2003
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Shroomed

The act of being accosted by a mushroom like penis.

A sexual act that cannot be felt and often goes unnoticed.
The 45th President met with Stormy Daniels and not long after, she was shroomed.
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badger badger badger badger badger badger.. MUSHROOM MUSHROOMS!
"Shrooms opened my eyes... and I saw badgers!"
by Mikey March 25, 2004
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you eat them and you see crazy ass shit
shaggy sean- ive never heard anyone use the term 'hero trip' and i personally think you are a faggot for using that. i hope you get the shit kicked out of you by a pack of midgets with rabis then you get assrapped by a tranny and bitch slapped to death by its pimp while hes high on shrooms you sackriding fuck.
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mushrooms, found growing in cow manure which can be picked and either smoked or eaten, but most people prefer to eat them. They are hallucinogenic and when a good amount is taken you can have an amazing trip or a terrible trip.. but this mostly depends on what mood you are in when taking them. For example if you are in a good mood then you're likely to have a good trip but being in a bad mood or worrying about something will most likely give you a bad trip. Mostly though people have good trips, as they take them whilst in a good mood.
I had a party a few weeks back and a few people took some of the shrooms, one guy only had one and he was on the trampoline and he looked at the marquee that the party was in and saw a magical, marble, fairytale staircase leading to it and he went to step onto it to go to the marquee and he fell off the trampoline and faceplanted the floor. Was quite funny really. But another guy took a handful and he was hallucinating quite a bit. He was seeing giant marshmellows, was going around shouting shag it, and pretending to shag the poles holding up the marquee, he said he saw a deer leap over the hedge and he kept searching for me shouting my name because he said he couldn't find me when i was right in front of him or when he was lying on my legs or something and when he'd eventually find me he'd keep telling me he loved me and that he was sorry he left me.. over and over.

They both felt like shit in the morning but they both had fun when they took them so it was all worth it they said.
by anon.72724 November 06, 2009
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A species of mushroom that makes you laugh, cry, then cry again, then laugh, cry harder, question the name Taft, cry, shit on your desk, cry, fuck a poster on your wall, then cry once more.
Mmmmm shrooms *eats* What kind of name is Taft? *cry* I have to go potty now.
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shrooms...what else to say but wikid ass drugs that make you see shit, you can smoke em, but dont because then you will get spores in your lungs and have to get them removed at a hospital... and thst just plain sucks, so basicaly you just pop them in your mouth and munch on em for a while and tada!!costs about 10 for a g, but you can normaly get deals.
slang terms: zoomers, moomers, magical mushrooms...
woah these shrooms really messed me up!
by xxxcarefulibitexxx March 30, 2004
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