Shrinkitsity

Shrinkitsity (n)
1. The condition that befalls certain fabrics when put through the wash, or after rainfall, or simply over a long period of use.
Please note:
This word is not to be confused with shrinkage, which is when your balls freeze up.

1. "Mom, I told you not to use Cascade on my sweater; Now I've got some shrinkitsity."
2. "Hey, what's up with the shrinkitsity? I just bought this t-shirt yesterday."
3. "Aw, I've got some shrinkitsity." "No, man, that's shrinkage if it's in your balls."

by Jackson O'Brasky November 7, 2007

Shrinie

A person who goes to Shrine. Can be derogitory or used affectionately. Shrinies are known for being totally innocent until around seventh grade and then its like BAM! Total pervs/sluts. They really like partying and gossiping. All in all, pretty cool, but not as cool as ROHS kids.

Jake is a Shrinie. He's the one who taught me what "Bend you over" means.

by Baileyy Booo January 13, 2009

Scringin

A small left over piece of something.

We ate the pizza until there were only scringins left.

by ectoplasmoid February 11, 2010

Stringing the Violin

The term for beating your meat or masturbating

Will: I was stringing the violin last night when my mom walked in on me!
David: Wow, you dumbass

by Gum Shot May 17, 2018

Shrinitha

A quirky girl who's pretty unique. She has lots of guys trying to hit her up all the time but she only likes the sweet ones. She's an amazing friend even if she's stupid as fuck

Aw Ur being such a shrinitha

by Bobbyvance September 23, 2019

Springing a Half Chub

When you're laying on the couch or like literally doing anything or nothing at all and out of nowhere your dick gets medium hard

I hate springing a half chub in the middle of watching the news

by pa1patin3didn0thingwr0ng August 27, 2020

Shriniwas

Shriniwas is a kind,sweet,responsible and most handsome guy you will ever meet!
He is a best listener and bestest friend you will ever get! You will never regret sharing your secrets to him, he is a keeper, for real!
And he will never make you feel bad or guilty for anything..

Shriniwas is funny, naughty at the same time he is a true gentleman so all the ladies out there.. he is all you need! <3

Shriniwas

by Eirjrjejoeowoff November 23, 2021