Shortie

A person that is short but special ,beautiful ,extremely nice, and most importantly hot as fuck.

Aileen is definitely a shortie.

by Aileen is hot as hell September 16, 2018

Shorting

A financial term of making money when the markets are red going down to a lower price.
You make money when the market crashes and lose money when the markets are up . It’s backwards trading.

Leo Miamii said to short BA ! He made a lot of money shorting!

by One World Anarchy November 16, 2020

Millburn, Shorthills

Millburn, Shorthills is a W town town with a bunch of W men who rizz up all of the women. They all have a fire sneaker game and are smart ass kids because they go to the Millburn Middle School. We own Livingston. The teachers are great but the students are even better.

Kid 1: Where you from?
Kid 2: I'm from Millburn, Shorthills
Kid 1: That is an absolute W town

by Milburn4L September 6, 2022

shortie

Short seller. Usually sells at the bottom and gets squeezed into a margin call by his broker.

1) Shortie just financed the premium leather package for my new M3.

by SG550 September 6, 2009

Shorties Watchin' Shorties

(N.) The Worst Abomination of Bad Comics & Animation ever. Starring a filthy-ass fucking Infant and a fat fuck of a newborn. It sucks Diaper-Ass.

author gogeta loves "Shorties Watchin' Shorties" on Comedy Central.

by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004

shortie

your best friend. you call them shortie, even though you guys tower over everyone. she is so gorgeous but she refuses to admit it.

"who's that girl over there? she's gorgeous?"
"oh, that's just my shortie"

by moistmermaid February 18, 2017

Shorting

Using a condom to only cover the tip of the penis, leaving the foreskin exposed. This is done to enhance pleasure for the male, by exposing the bundle of nerves where the foreskin attaches to the penis head. This provides the sensation of skin on skin, but allows the condom to function by catching the sperm. This does not protect against STDs and is not an approved use of a condom, but is used by many married couples who are unable to use other birth control methods and enjoy the skin on skin contact.

When I was shorting the condom, it felt like I wasn't wearnig one at all!

by Damin_216 August 24, 2009