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Shmuck

Describing Someone Who Is An Idioţ̵̡̧̢̢̧̡̢̨̧̢̨̨̛̛̛͇̙̬͈̳͎̬̮̥̳͚̰̮͚͓͖͉̙̹̳̞̫̙͉̩͔͇͓̬̟̗̲̪̥̻͔̟̬̱͇͍̞̳̮̹̙̖̺̦̖̱̭̖͔͎͙̘͔̹̙̫̩̗̖̟̱̦͈̪͈͈̬̭͍̦̼̳̼̟̝̣̦͙̗̲̩͍̺̺͇͔͇̰̥͙̼̩̯̜̠͇̫̹͚̤̯̪͙̖̝̙͉͖̜̱̼̘̫͍̖͍̙̪̙͉̱̻͉͚͈̤̘̲̟̙̌̀̏̃̄͌̽̆̾̈̐͑̿̽̆̏̿̋͆̿͗͌̿̈̀̃̀̿͊̈́̈́̐́̍̅͑̋̈́̽͂̓̆̓̀̋̋̎̂̃̽̾̌͌̈́́̐͊̾̓͌̍͐̾̔̀̽̏̊̽̎̔̈͐̒͛̀̾̄͌̓̅́̂͆́̈́́̒͒͊̂̽̊͋̅͋̌̈͒̾̾̑̽̊̾̈́̏̔͋́̂̄́͛͋̂̕̕͘̕͜͝͠͝͠ͅͅͅ
Ļ̴̨̨̧̢̨̧̢̡̡̧̢̛̛̛͍̰͖̥͎̗̻̦̭̪͓̜̪̣͍͚̙̳̼̲̪͙̤̭͉̘͙̟̙̜̳̩̥̩͉̱̣̹̤̦̦͕̲̫͍̱͉̜̯̹͓͕͙͈̠̞͈͓̫͔̮̞̼̩͈̜͇͇̣̜̦̳̲̣̗̰̱̙͓̱͕̰͈͎̜̪̗̟̩͚̦͚̗̲̣͎̱̺̮͇̯͖̼͕̯̪͚̯̭̪͍̞̬̞͈̱̖̺̙̮̟̰͕̥̞̗̖̳̝͓͎̼̻̠̣̹̙̗̩͕̯͓̻͕̜̤̱͚̩̤̫̖͍̝̞͉͚̝͂̑̎̍̊́̐̅̈̓̿̀̾̄͊͑̄͋̅̏͑̾̆̀̀̐̆̀̿̀̔̎̂̓̾́̓̈́̊͛̒̅̊͂͒̄̂̅͗̅̊̓̾̋͊̄̓̐̉̅́̇̈́̒̾̏̆̀͊̏̆̐̔̀̈́̃̅̉̽̈́̅̋͑͂̈́̒͒̂̈́̅͋̃̍̿̀͗͛̉̽̓̉̐͘͘̚̚͘͘͘̚͘̚͜͜͜͜͜͝͠͝͠͝͝͠͠͝͝͠͝ͅͅͅuke You're A Shmuck For Shaving Off Your Hairline
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Can either mean Homie or asshole depending on the context
"Hey what's up my shmuck" or shut up you fuckin shmuck
by thatnibber February 21, 2019
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A "shmuck" is someone you don't like
"Yo you're a shmuck"
by Bippity Bop June 16, 2019
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A word for a sado and doesn’t have friends
“You shmuck.” “You’re such a shmuck” “Yeah Charlie’s such a shmuck”
by Tehetea October 13, 2019
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person 1: look HES BEING A MARIYA MAN

person 2: “a mariya” what does that mean

person 3: a shmuck
by imashmuck August 7, 2019
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Don't act like a shmuck
by Eligelibeli May 29, 2017
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An insult to imply someone is useless (as the removed foreskin). Usually more descriptive of the user than the subject.
This shmuck just totally cut in line in front of me. Doesn't he know I need my Starbucks?
by Princess Stinkypants May 27, 2016
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