shmobbin'

To poop on one's self, or poop in one's house.

I was shmobbin' upside down yesterday and a bear fuckin bit me.

by Rhys the Ultimate Rice Fanatic September 29, 2003

Shmooving

The final form of grooving

He is shmooving so hard right now!

by Ghostie_Bae.13 September 5, 2022

Shlombing

The act of coming someones hair with ones penis. I'ts a mixture of the word Shlong and Combing.

"I can't believe I let him Shlomb my hair!"

"Man look at that girls hair, she could use a good Shlombing" *points to crotch, then high fives*

by Chuck a Duck February 14, 2008

shooking

when your sitting on the toilet having a shit and you start puking, so your shitting and puking at the same time!

pooing and then leaning into the bathtub to vomit meaning you were just shooking

by j-dawgg May 1, 2006

Shobbing

When tourists our other out of towners flock to a local town, the shops will start 'shobbing;' rising the prices of their stock.

Dude, have you been to Weston Super Mare? All the shops round there are proper shobbing lately.

I've been proper shobbed: The WH Smiths in Tranmere charged me 60p for a packet of skittles!

by M.arelsdeer August 27, 2009

scoobing

when you wear tracksuit bottoms, and have your hand on your crotch, presumabley to 'big up' your masculinity

"i love scoobing i do"

by Emrah Bouche December 7, 2006

shlooping

the act of gliding testicles over a girls face.

i was shlooping kelly so hard last night.

by don fuckaurmom January 27, 2008