shinternet

The word Shinternet is quite simply a cross between the words Shit and Internet. Let's face it, apart from being a gateway to porn, the Internet is boring as fuck, which is why it is Shit. End of story.

http://www.pineridge1.demon.co.uk/ - this is a prime example of the absolute shite that the Shinternet is full of.

by Lee The King December 9, 2008

spinternet

Using the internet as a vehicle for spin and diversion to counteract blog and other user communication, particularly by totalitarian governments.

The political prisoner suicided in custody by shooting himself 4 times in the head, but the spinternet astroturf explained that it was probably just that the other prisoners didn't like him, so I didn't worry and watched porn instead.

by Church Wolf September 22, 2009

Shittarette

The worst kind of Cigarette. Brands like Pall Mall, GT One, and Basic earn the title of Shittarette.

Jacob: Hey Matt throw me a Pall Mall!

Matt: Huh?

Matt: Oh wait! You must mean "Matt throw me a Shittarette!"

by Dr. Lawls March 19, 2009

Sitternet

A child who comes home after school and is given a computer in lieu of adult supervision.The modern day equivalent of a latch-key kid.

Judy can't afford an after school sitter, so she bought a sitternet.

by JasonAspen October 2, 2009

shitterbating

masterbating whilst taking a shit.

Wow, Mr. Tamositis has been in there a while, I bet he's shitterbating again . . .

by henrydinhofer October 18, 2010

Shitterature

Any form of literature used to entertain yourself while shitting.

Nothing fights bathroom boredom like a good stack of shitterature.

by Pious92 August 21, 2012

shittemetit

Word used when you are surpised or a failure

Shittemetit I forgot to take a dump

by SHITTEMETIT April 20, 2022