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Shitting Cock-to-cock

Person #1 : "you think it'll be crowded if we go late?"

Person #2 : "yeah man, they're gonna be shitting cock-to-cock in there. "
by bill138 January 24, 2011
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shittings

A cool way of saying that you have diarrhea or wen used as "I have the shittings" suggests that the user has to shit badly or had shit plenty before.

Check the definition yearwood for the type of person that has the regular shittings.
(in a school)
Student 1: Why did u miss class this morning?

Student 2: I had a serious case of the shittings.

Student 1: Damn..

(In a classroom)

Student : Miss, can i go to the bathroom please!

Teacher: But u just went!

Student: But miss, i have the shittings..

Class erupts in laughter.

Teacher: Fine, go ahead..
by ZCMC April 6, 2009
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shitlist

(n) a list of entities exhibiting general disfavorability, particularly as a result of transgression. Presumably these entities will not receive the normal benefits enjoyed by those not on the list.
(v) the act of placing someone on said list.
Every single thing I've bought from Black & Decker, two coffeemakers and a rice cooker, has totally stopped working. They are *SO* on my shitlist.
by nplastic January 28, 2004
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You're shitting me

another expression for "you're kidding me"; when someone says something that you dont believe, you usually say "you're shitting me"
Me: I personally know George Clooney.
You: You're shitting me rightt?
by MissBynn March 7, 2009
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shitting donuts

(o)<==== acronym for having anal sex.
by v dux September 24, 2007
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Shitting up a storm

When you poop more so than a normal amount on a given sitting or pooping so much throughout the day.
Me: I shouldn't eaten those two burritos last night. I'm just shitting up a storm-I already pooped an ungodly amount twice this morning. I feel bad for my toilet.
by mitch_southpaw March 19, 2018
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Reverse Shitting

That moment when you're having terrible constipation and you try to push shit out, and it almost gets out... But you stop pushing for a few seconds and the shit is sucked back in to your anus. It sounds like a fart sample, but reversed.
The fine fellow Shrek was reverse shitting the other night. I heard it getting sucked back in really loud.
by Zromelussy dealership January 7, 2023
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