any cheap alcoholic beverage that is cheap, found at your local 7-11, and is produced and consumed soley to get you shitfaced drunk ex colt 45, hurricane, golden thunder, olde english 800, King Cobra, etc . it is usually purchased by gangstas, truckdrivers, kids who wanna get drunk fo cheap, and straight up drunks who are too poor to buy anything else. It is also usually drank from a paper bag to avoid detection.
That bum just bought some shitface beer so he can get shitfaced and forget the predicament that he is in.
by vladimir23456 August 25, 2005
When you take a shit on the toilet while getting head, then you get up and push the girl's face into the toilet bowl.
by I am the Nacho man April 13, 2009
Levi: "What do you mean everything tastes like vodka?"
Gy: "Well I lost my shitfaced virginity last night"
Gy: "Well I lost my shitfaced virginity last night"
by zsdfzf May 09, 2005
by emily b January 04, 2004
a word originated in the south park movie: bigger, longer, and uncut. Though rarely used as such, it literally translates into one with dung on his face rubbing on a penis, either a human or an animal penis is still in question
by mysteriousman July 19, 2004
A Synonym for Justin Bieber.
Guy 1:
Man, JB sucks the Big Hairy Balls of a Monkey that Recently went through a Divorce and is trying to get over it by doing Crack but Crack didn't work for him so he had to start using weed and eventually killed everyone on his Monkey Planet so he committed suicide because he was lonely.
Guy 2:
Ya he's a Shitface McDouchetard!
Man, JB sucks the Big Hairy Balls of a Monkey that Recently went through a Divorce and is trying to get over it by doing Crack but Crack didn't work for him so he had to start using weed and eventually killed everyone on his Monkey Planet so he committed suicide because he was lonely.
Guy 2:
Ya he's a Shitface McDouchetard!
by wearebieberhaters June 02, 2011
Shitfaced Monster is the alter ego of Cookie Monster.
by cracker1234567890 May 17, 2011