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Fake Shifter 

A depressed person that always tries to pretend that she's not depressed anymore while she still is.

When she pretends so, we call it a "fake shifting".
Tommy: mom, can I stop taking these drugs? I don't need them anymore.

Tommy's Mom: you can't, Tommy, you're depressed and I don't want you to kill yourself.

Tommy: that's okay mom, i'm not depressed anymore. I feel good, now.

Tommy's little brother: he's a liar, mommy! Look at the cut marks on his arms! He's still harming himself!

*Mom looks at the cut marks*

Tommy's Mom: why are you trying to lie, Tommy?

Tommy's little brother: that's because he's a fake shifter!
Fake Shifter by imfreakishlyyours January 17, 2010
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sheep shifter 

A sneaky individual, probably Welsh in origin, who feels uncomfortable in the presence of sheep. Because they are a sheep shagger and they don't want people to notice their erection poking through their trousers. May also cry uncontrolably when they see someone wearing a woolen garment.
"That guy is a bit of a sheep-shifter, isn't he?"
sheep shifter by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

colon shifter 

The mechanism by which Nitro Lew shifts his car. Involves inserting special modified shift knob into rectum.
Nitro Lew sure is slow to change gears, maybe if he could power shift with the colon shifter he would be half fast.
colon shifter by Teddy April 10, 2005

Gear shifter 

When a girl is giving a handjob she thinks it it necessary to pull guy's penis forward and backward similar to that of a car's manual transmission. Also can simply refer to a bad handjob.
Bob: I hooked up with that girl last night

Bill: Was it good?

Bob: No... I got the Gear shifter

bifter shifter 

1. A game which involves passing a bifter around a large group of people.
"That last game of bifter shifter really fucked me up!"
bifter shifter by Fuzzt February 16, 2004

Bit Shifter 

One guy who jerks off another guy in a garage. This definition came about when asking several men what they thought bit shifter meant.
Robbie: Hey, Ricky!
Ricky: What is up, pal?
Robbie: You wanna go in my garage and get a bit shifter?
Ricky: Hell yeah! I thought you'd never ask, bro. You're the best bit shifter I know!
Bit Shifter by Orion76 November 25, 2011

shiesty shifter

a person who acts suspiciously when confronted with a question (donatello).