Shepard's Pie

When a man defecates in a womans mouth and then ejaculates all over her face.

I just took a huge dump in Susans mouth and then I came all over her face. She sure loves Shepard's Pie!

by Zipper_Mask September 27, 2010

shitarded

adj.: 1. how one feels after finishing the two forties taped to one's hands
2. the state one must be in to go to toad's
n.: 3. the goal of any squadron event
v.: 4. finding your zen

He was so shitarded he couldn't talk, walk, or pee.

by tobym April 30, 2005

sheard

of or about, describing the likes of a shitty beard. shitty + beard = sheard

"dude, take a look at that sheard."

"my bonch has more hair than that guy's sheard."

"when i kissed her, she rejected me, stating simply that while real men can grow beards, i can not, for i am only sheard-capable."

"hey, lee hursh: nice sheard, ass hole!"

by brady fitzgerald October 16, 2008

shitards

the plural form of a noun used to collectively describe people with a shitty personality

by: Gorana Kukobat, Serbia, 27 December, 2018

e.g. You`re being such a shitard

We`re about to attend a party full of shitards.

by Semiramida December 27, 2018

shepardihno

Luke Shepardinho is the best footballer in existence and has 5* 5*

You’re good at football but not as shepardihno.

by LordTruman February 7, 2022

Shepard’s Dad

As you may know if you go to WEBSTER’S CONERS ELEMENTARY SCHOOL, Shepard’s dad has left the space time continuum. There is no way to. Get to him physically, so you must use an interdimensional portal, and even then he is not easy to see. Good luck, and goodbye for now.

Tanner: Hey Shepard, knock knock!
Shepard: who’s there?
Tanner: not Shepard’s dad.
Shepard: *beats Tanner into the ground*

by Mr. McNugget February 17, 2022

Shepard's pie

The act of inserting a Speculum in a females anus. Pour a bag of frozen veggies down into it. Remove Speculum. Then have several men fuck her in the anus, each cumming inside. Once complete, proceed to have her evacuate the contents into a sauce pan. Heat and serve. Serves a party of four.

I'm full from the Shepard's pie your sister served me and the fellas tonight.

by MzSwishSweet June 1, 2023