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swagsexual

Swagsexuality is basically the defiance of any rules and the rejection of what people think of you. Being swagsexual has nothing to do with the term "swag" and was actually coined by @JoshDMayo in Mid/Late-2012 to make fun of the word. To be swagsexual gives up all of your rights as a "popular" person, and invokes your rights as level with the majority of people. If you are swagsexual however, it doesn't mean your average. It means you don't give a fuck what you are. It can also be used to describe how sexual a person is. Being swagsexual means you attract both the opposite and same sex in an indescribable way.
It can be used as a noun, adjective, or adverb.

He is swasexual.
He has swagsexuality.
He is being swagsexul.
"You're looking very swagsexual today."
by Swagsexual November 25, 2013
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shaggysexual

shaggysexualism is an integral practice of radical shags and secular shags alike. It is the practice of abstaining from sexual intercourse with mortals and participating in physically rigorous religious rituals involving ones physical and spiritual genitals in the hopes that in the afterlife, Shaggy might impregnate one's and devour their newborn offspring. This practice is exclusive to shaggysexual shags but is practice by all genders as Shaggy's genitals are too mighty to be deterred by physical restraints.
PERSON 1 "Dad, I think I might be gay"
PERSON 1 "Son, one day you will come to devote your sexuality to the great Shaggy and join me as a shaggysexual. All hail Shaggy!"
by CenkUygur6969 February 6, 2019
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Sawsexual

Someone that would have sex with anything.
He is sawsexual to a horse
by Frank Iero Simp January 6, 2021
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sealsexual

When you have sexual feelings for a seal
Joe: oh my Karen I think im sealsexual
by Sealsexual January 22, 2021
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shipsexual

An invalid LGBTQIA+ sexuality term of either being attracted romantically or sexually to ships/boats, or ships as in relationships, (Etc: ____ x ____).
Person 1: Why Do You Have So Many Drarry pictures?
Person 2: I’m attracted to it.
Person 1: So you’re shipsexual?
by harperpilled May 25, 2021
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Saxsexual

A sexuality where Josh is only attracted towards saxophone players
I think Josh is a saxsexual

Wow I love that for him!

Stan Josh for coming out of the closet
by Bamble eee May 30, 2021
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Slatsexual

Your only gay for other fellow vamps but you can’t be gay for a non vamp
Friend: I’m bisexual

Me:lol you fag I’m slatsexual
by Leoooooom November 11, 2021
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