Sharewear

When a couple buys a two piece outfit and takes turns wearing it.

Amy and Jeremy bought a Surf Style outfit with their last $100 to sharewear.

by Grox9999 December 17, 2023

sharkbearberry

Sharkbearberry is the best excellent entities character, hes also asexual

"Bro have you seen sharkbearberry?"
"Yes!!!! hes best boi"

by mamoudzu August 31, 2025

Beard of Shame

The beard that a man will grow after his girlfriend has broken up with him.

Used in the song Razor Burn by Lagwagon

"On the night she left me, facial hair grew miraculously, I dressed in black like Johnny Cash and grew this beard of shame."

by sean December 1, 2003

Beard of Shame

The unkempt, uncomfortable, and ugly beard a man grows in penance for having been unfaithful to his significant other, with the intention of rendering himself undesirable to any would be contenders for his affections.

A: "What the hell is that? Are you trying to partake in Movember? It looks like shit."
B: "Nah, man. It's a beard of shame.
A: "Ah, well in that case, keep it going jerk.

by Dr. Phil's Moustache December 17, 2013

Bearded Cock Snare

When you have a hairy dick and have to pee

“Max informed Matthew of how he has to go make a bearded cock snare into the toilet”

by MattBoiah December 3, 2020