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seasoned chicken

an older bigger woman can be any ethnicity except Asian might have some spices and be all dressed up without feathers or have feathers no seasoning and a heck of a fucking attitude otherwise known as "gilf" grandma Id like to... You get the point
gilf oldlatina wtfamidoing chic eggs wrinkles down there seasoned chicken
by Swirleyvortexythingy May 11, 2015
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seasonette

A recurring televison series affected by but not exclusively: writers striking, writers block, lack of fundage, cast members taking on additional work, or prima donnas; hence, creating a shorter miniaturized season.
A new seasonette of Wipeout starts tonight.
by McGillacuddy June 24, 2010
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Seasoned Seconds

a more positive outlook on the situation of sloppy seconds. Instead of looking down on someone with some experience, look at them like a seasoned veteran and get ready for some fun.
Bro1: Dude, that girl over there is so hot.
Bro2: Dude, she and I hooked up last night.
Bro1: Seasoned Seconds, Bro.
by Bronerific September 13, 2011
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seasoned guts

A person having seasoned guts is a term assigned to a woman that likes to have a guy ejaculating inside of her pussy; this is without the use of a condom. The seasoning she refers to is the man juice (cum) being excreted from his penis ☺.
Seasoned Guts:

He fills up her insides and at the end he seasoned her guts. She was so happy, tired and pleased that she went to sleep.
by Ce'i August 2, 2014
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seasoned

to be seasoned is the act of being 'jizzed' or 'ejaculated' on.
"Hey girl, did you get seasoned last night?"
"Yeah, all down my body"
by thosefunnykidsatitagain July 23, 2016
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Seasoned

Getting your ass brutally beaten. Getting beat down or getting killed. Similar to getting murked folded or dropped.
That nigga was talking shit you already know i had to season his ass.

Damn, Scott really got his shit seasoned during the fight yesterday.
by anonymous June 12, 2018
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Seasoned

Someone who is fun, has a great personality and the opposite of boring.
I don’t get why they don’t hang out with us, we are sooo seasoned.
by vioLIT_thompson February 19, 2019
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