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secretlawyerman

what you call someone who loves my singing monsters, works for child protection services, is a secret lawyer and loves neglecting their family just to talk to minors online.
hey man! you must be a secretlawyerman alt!
by reggytel May 22, 2024
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Secrete Cave Entrance

The Secrete Cave Entrance is when your partner lifts up your scrotum and Johnson and proceeds to lick your butthole.
by Xx_Sadboi_xX December 5, 2024
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Grundle Secretion

The scientific term for suffering from inordinate amount of sweat and wetness located around one's grundle. This nether-region, tucked between one's balls (or vagina) and anus, shows symptoms of Grundle Secretion (GS) due to any physical activity, sweating off the booze from a hangover, sitting in a chair that increases grundle temperature above the grundolgist-recommended 100.3 degrees Fahrenheit, among many others.
John: "Dude, when Megan and I switched airline seats I didn't think I would be sitting in a damp puddle. Do you think she peed?"

Grundologist Greg: "No John, she did not. She, along with 41% of other Americans, suffer from Grundle Secretion. That was just a mixture of her grundle butter. Airline seats often contribute to excessive GS."
by McCuntBuckets January 26, 2015
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Arabian secrete cave entrance

When your partner lifts up your scrotum and proceeds to lick your butthole
Hey honey, can you give me an Arabian secrete cave entrance before bed?
by Xx_Sadboi_xX December 5, 2024
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Crugers Chin Secretion

Where a peadophile stores his secret stash of child porn
Police ended up finding child porn in Crugers Chin Secretion
by CrugersChinSecretion December 25, 2020
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Victor's Secretion

The sexual act of men ejaculating on women's bras, panties, lingerie, and clothing for personal gratification.
After my third offense, I became the first pervert to be diagnosed as suffering from Victor's Secretion.
by Arnie Grape June 12, 2021
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