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scurvy

scury is a disease one gets after having a physical relationship with a man named nathan serrano. scurvy ranges from type a-z. it is contagious so be careful. scurvy wont kill you but it will never go away.
max: bro how many girls have scurvy
nate: a ton i fuck everyone
by scurvytypeb May 25, 2022
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Dick Scurvy

When BrickBeard the Pirate's penis becomes infected, with gluten based germs, and falls off.
Yaaar! My hideous dick scurvy scared all the ladies away!
by The Gluten-Dairy Free December 22, 2023
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scurvy

Scurvy, (Adv.; Adj.) Vintage term from New York, New Jersey. Origin unknown, but may refer to someone with a skin disease of the same name. To find something revolting, by way of smell, sight, or other human senses. Typically of an odorous or the appearance of odorous nature. Can be stinky, sticky, very unsightly, or disgusting in taste. It would not be appropriate to use with reference to sounds, such as "that sounds scurvy".

Something that has passed it's marketable lifespan, usable lifespan, even recyclable lifespan.

Something fetid, noxious, putrid,
To have forgotten a package of deer meat sausage in your car, meant to be taken on your one-month trip back home. Upon returning and discovering the box in your trunk: "Oh my God, that is scurvy!"

Running into your roommate on your way out to work. She was at an all-night event. She had vomit on the front of her boobs, as well as on her lace black crop top, and what looked like sperm on the front of her pants. To a mutual friend "Yeah, Stacey got home safe, but she looked pretty scurvy."
by Jeanjie April 9, 2023
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SCURVY

To be lame or a L
Jerry is a scurvy ass nigga
by luuhkhris April 1, 2025
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Scurvy

Someone who’s so salty it’ll be the death of them
Brian is so pissed he lost at pool. He’s scurvy as fuck
by Noelle Rocks January 4, 2024
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Internet scurvy

1. A common occurrence when a person playing (often games) on the internet neglects to eat or drink food for a long enough period that they die or their body atrophies to a husk.

2. A tragic plague that struck many internet pirates after limewire went down
"Did you hear about that Korean Starcraft player?"
"No what?"
"He died of internet scurvy in an internet cafe surrounded by food after playing starcraft for 40 hours"
by Captain Book January 23, 2013
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Scurvy

Cool, sick, wicked, gnarly, etc
This debilitating disease I caught at sea is not fucking scurvy bro.

Scurvy dick bro
by Dicktionarydotcom January 20, 2018
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