scorching balls

An extreme heat

Aaron - "Yo bro, wanna rip the duck with me after school?"

Peter - "Nah bro, it's scorching balls outside."

by the voice of the common cock April 29, 2011

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Scorched Almond

To place a testicle into the anus. When it is pulled out it is covered in faeces.

John: Do you remember that girl Hannah?
Tom: Yeah?
John: Well I just gave her a Scorched Almond, my nut hurts but it felt so good!
Tom: *leaves*

by Flute Salad October 9, 2015

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Scorched Yatler

A yatler who is on drugs and is so hot that their skin turns a brownish-orange.

Terrorist-I'm so hot I think im a scorched yatler now.

by RealYatler2 October 19, 2018

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scorching take

A huge hot take

Kyle: Yo Selena Gomez low key looks like Margot Robbie
James: What a scorching take!!!

by thehandsomechild August 23, 2021

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full latex scooch

the feeling of defeat, to be wronged, to be disciplined. the full latex scooch feels like that of a loss, due to lack of male power. nothing can heal a full latex scooch.

todd: “my girlfriend just broke up with me” liam: “damn bro that’s a full latex scooch”

by Numnumpot December 7, 2021

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Small arthropods that inhabit the genital area of a male. Cause itching and discomfort and may spread disease. Normally spread by sexual contact with the genitals of others or combing ball hair/man-bush with an infected comb or brush. Also known as crabs or lice.

Damn! I knew I shouldn't have slept with that slut; she gave me scroaches!

by Staaron January 13, 2008

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