Schizo-Wank

Jacking off to a person/character that you’ve made up in your head.

Guy 1: How you doing man?

Guy 2: Not good my man. I’m such a fucking loser virgin that I just had a Schizo-Wank.

Guy 1: Damn you’re down bad man.

Guy 2: Yeah it’s a lonely world man.

by AutonomicAutist July 9, 2024

Schizo Premix

To prepare to get angry to overly angry at or on someone or something.

"Dude shut up your making me schizo premix"

"Dude stop schizo premixing its not that serious"

by Glenview April 7, 2025

Bi-schizo-trans-tard-phobic

A term used by previous Generations to describe the FEELINGS of THIS generation.

This new Generation is Bi-schizo-trans-tard-phobic!

by DheezNutzz April 3, 2024

schizo yapper

someone who talks to themselves and/or says random incoherent spaz shit unprompted.

Kevin: "ooga booga skibbity toilet wok hardt lol fortnite cringe 2012 memez pepe hee hee hee haw"
George: "What the fuck is Kevin schizo yapping about?"
Mike: "Zero fucking clue."
Kevin: *singing* "In the towwwn where I was bornnn there lived a wok... who lived at hi tech"
George: "Kevin stop fucking schizo yapping or we're going to boot you from the call"
Mike: "Bro is a schizo yapper"
Kevin: "Shut the fuck up."

by wok911tower March 18, 2024

schizo yap

to talk to oneself and/or saying random incoherent spaz shit unprompted.

Kevin: "ooga booga skibbity toilet wok hardt lol fortnite cringe 2012 memez pepe hee hee hee haw"
George: "What the fuck is Kevin schizo yapping about?"
Mike: "Zero fucking clue."
Kevin: *singing* "In the towwwn where I was bornnn there lived a wok... who lived at hi tech"
George: "Kevin stop fucking schizo yapping or we're going to boot you from the call"
Mike: "Bro quit it with the schizo yap"
Kevin: "Shut the fuck up."

by wok911tower March 18, 2024

schizo yapping

the act of talking to oneself and/or saying random spaz incoherent shit

Kevin: "ooga booga skibbity toilet wok hardt lol fortnite cringe 2012 memez pepe hee hee hee haw"
George: "What the fuck is Kevin schizo yapping about?"
Mike: "Zero fucking clue."
Kevin: *singing* "In the towwwn where I was bornnn there lived a wok... who lived at hi tech"
George: "Kevin stop fucking schizo yapping or we're going to boot you from the call"
Mike: "Bro stop schizo yapping"
Kevin: "Shut the fuck up."

by wok911tower March 18, 2024

StarSeed-Schizo Shit-poster

Tristan is a crazy ex lover who is obsessed with anime and the art of war. Meanwhile the twin flame sits in agony pondering what life could've been. His days grow old yet time grants him immortality.

That StarSeed-Schizo Shit-poster likes to watch memes and ignore reality while plotting the demise of the outside realm.

by anonymous April 1, 2024