360 Death-Scratch (360DS)

A traumatic experience that occurs whenever your Xbox 360 is moved while a CD is in the drive. Somehow, the console creates this huge commotion, similar to the sound of death. The result is a perfectly circular scratch that runs the perimeter of your Xbox 360 game disc.

This can happen as a result of a few things:

-Your Xbox 360 is switched from vertical to horizontal position during gameplay

-You trip and make your console tip over or move in anyway.

360 Death-Scratch (360DS)

"Let me just set up the audio/video cords for my Xbox"
*Suddenly trips over the 360. A strange whirring sound begins and the console shakes*
"Oh crap. Its the 360 Death-Scratch (360DS) "
*You take the CD out to see that a dangerously beautiful scratch now runs the perimeter of the disc. The following morning you commit suicide.*

by ASHE OBI June 21, 2008

Scatchell

A person who feels the need to always one-up a story that you are telling to a group of people.

A person who is unsatisfied with someone else's story telling, so he/she must tell a similar story with a "better" ending result.

Why is it that everytime I tell a story, that "scatchell" has to butt in and ruin it!?

by Centralra's December 16, 2008

plum satchel

balls, nut sack, etc.

Tom got kicked in his plum satchel.

by fizzbuzz45 July 10, 2010

Pork Scotch Dance

A gay dance that only Pork Scotch will do when drunk at his garlic bread barbeque. It involves bending over and sharply moving his arms back and forward with a delay between each one.

MONKUS: What the hell is Pork Scotch doing?

MICKUS: It's a gay dance he does whenever he gets drunk with his wrinkly 'girlfriend' at one of his daily barbeques.

MONKUS: I see. Pork Scotch dance. Pretty stupid!

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 12, 2009

scotchka

An alcoholic beverage consisting of equal parts scotch whiskey and vodka.

Lisa: It looks like you need a drink.

Johnny: Mmm. This is good.

Lisa: Damn straight it's a scotchka

by Scotchka_love September 3, 2009

scitching

Grabbing on to a car or other motorized vehicle while on a skateboard, bicycle, or some other non-motorized form of transportation.

That dude got effed up real bad while scitching.

by bluie- March 21, 2008

scratcher jizz

Those little pieces that come off of lottery scratchers and get everywhere.

"Don't scratch those in my car, you'll get scratcher jizz everywhere!"

by slurpeegirl June 30, 2014