Sausagize

To squeeze one's body unattractively. Usually used when females refer to their terrible options for swimwear.

I need new swim bottoms, but everything I've tried on is sausagizing me!

I finally found a new swimsuit that doesn't sausagize my legs! --said no girl ever.

by meagano4887 September 14, 2013

Sausaging

When a man fucks a woman in the hole from a colostomy bag.

It is essentially fucking the large intestine, which is commonly used to make sausage skins (albeit with animal intestines).

Chad: "yo dude, did you fuck that chick with the colostomy bag?"
Brad: "yeah man, I took that shit off and started Sausaging her!"

by rimjobledouche July 27, 2020

sausager

A girl with a strong love for foods like onions and sausage.
They smell of armpit and man.

"Man, i'm glad the internet doesent have a smell machine, Because holly is a dirty sausager."

by Zombie jamboree January 17, 2008

Sausage

A big and beefy person.

Dan is such a Sausage.

by Mr. Phillips March 21, 2005

sausage

A large winkie.

"You supply the sausage, I'll supply the buns." - M Barrymore

by Anonymous April 3, 2003

Sausage

An extremely overweight person wearing extremely tight clothing resulting in the the bulges of fatness to burst out like a cooked sausage.

That sausage is fresh off the grill. (a sausage that just turned 18)

by jAiPuR June 6, 2010

Sausage

Surfing urbandictionary.com, you wondered if you could search up some vaguely sexual term and see if it would show up. Now you're here. Great job! You wasted 30 seconds of your time. It's 2 A.M. Go get some sleep.

Bob ate a sausage. It would have been better with mustard.

by NotGareth May 28, 2018