Saskatchewan

If you don't live here its very likely you don't know of its existence. known for being the Alabama/ Texas of Canada And home to some of the best drinkers and drivers out there.

person 1: "Hey what's Saskatchewan"?
person2: "I don't know"

by lil Bodis December 23, 2020

saskanoon

The word 'noon' in Saskatoon.

person 1: "Dude, its currently saskanoon where I am"
person 2: "What the hell is saskanoon"
person 1: "Its a way of saying noon in saskatoon ya feel me?"
person 2: "kys now"

by MrCarrierBoi March 2, 2022

Saskatoon Totem Pole

Outdoor Canadian Sex Act with two men in snow suits standing facing each otherwith their hard dicks out . They hold a naked woman or man in-between, then lower them onto both their dicks' at the same time. Can be vaginal, anal or both. Basically standing double penetration in the snow.

Ted and I ripped Robin open with a Saskatoon Totem Pole. My sac got a little frost bit though.

by Shelltown May 30, 2009

Saskatoon

A city close to 250,000 people, located in the centre of Saskatchewan. It's motto is "At least we're not Winnipeg." Some of the weirdest people in Canada live here. Plagued by crime, mental illness, substance abuse, geriatrics and terribly long winters. The city features the worst race relations north of the Mason-Dixon line, with stupid bigoted Whites and bigoted walking stereotype Natives. It has a good University, crappy schools and a pleasant river valley. There's some hope to be had for Saskatoon's future but with considerable brain-drain and the inept mayor Don-Don Atchison things are likely to go awry.

Person 1: "Wanna go on Welfare, get drunk, dress in sweats everyday and chain-smoke?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I'm a total waste of human resource!"
Person 1: "Great, let's move to Saskatoon."

by Hester H.L>Mofet May 8, 2013

Sakaya

The most wonderful person ever. Sakaya's are sexy, smart, funny, and are very responsible. If you meet a Sakaya, don't let her go. She is athletic, and has a nice body.

I love Sakaya

by Tapeball84 July 14, 2011

Saskatchewan Log Ride

A sex act, in which a sizable turd is fitted over the penis, to act as an extension. The feces-enhanced phallus is then used to penetrate a vagina, preferably resulting in severe infections.

Sally is such a freak! She let me give her a Saskatchewan log ride last night!

by Bearded Justice August 21, 2019

Saskatoon Sloppy Turtle

When you're on top during a 69 and you sit up and drop a filthy diarrhea splat on your lovers chest. This leaves them on their back, hands and legs flailing in the air like a turtle turned on its shell.

After dinner last night my girl couldn't wait for me to give her a Saskatoon Sloppy Turtle.

by Lazy Larry Lord January 5, 2009