Grandma: Holy crackers! Bruce! You’re alive!
Bruce: ‘Course I’m alive, woman. I was in the kitchen, fixin me up a tasty sammich.
Grandma: What kind of sammich?
Bruce: Peanut butter and wombat. With some pickles to give it that extra kick.
Grandma: That’s some damn fine wombat. I haven’t had wombat that good since the Alabama State Fair in 1938.
Bruce: ‘Course I’m alive, woman. I was in the kitchen, fixin me up a tasty sammich.
Grandma: What kind of sammich?
Bruce: Peanut butter and wombat. With some pickles to give it that extra kick.
Grandma: That’s some damn fine wombat. I haven’t had wombat that good since the Alabama State Fair in 1938.
by Girl in chair.... February 8, 2007

1) Colloquial slang term for a sandwich, that is, a prepared food consisting of ingredients, such as meat, cheese, or vegetables, placed inbetween two slices of bread.
2) A sandwich specially made for a person named Sam.
3) A threesome involving at least one person named Sam.
2) A sandwich specially made for a person named Sam.
3) A threesome involving at least one person named Sam.
by Stephanie M. December 17, 2003

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by Stanmoore October 5, 2007

by DanDanNoodles January 10, 2008

A sammich is the coolest possible way to spell "Sandwich", in doing so you also have to pronounce as so:
sa-m-m-ic-h
sa-m-m-ic-h
by sparta kicking person September 29, 2011
