sammich

An easier, cooler way to say/spell sandwich.

Grandma: Holy crackers! Bruce! You’re alive!

Bruce: ‘Course I’m alive, woman. I was in the kitchen, fixin me up a tasty sammich.

Grandma: What kind of sammich?

Bruce: Peanut butter and wombat. With some pickles to give it that extra kick.

Grandma: That’s some damn fine wombat. I haven’t had wombat that good since the Alabama State Fair in 1938.

by Girl in chair.... February 8, 2007

sammich

1) Colloquial slang term for a sandwich, that is, a prepared food consisting of ingredients, such as meat, cheese, or vegetables, placed inbetween two slices of bread.

2) A sandwich specially made for a person named Sam.

3) A threesome involving at least one person named Sam.

Woman, go make me a sammich!

by Stephanie M. December 17, 2003

sammich

When a guy creams between a girl named Sammi's pussy lips and then eats it up.

I ate that shit up. 'Twas the best sammich ever.

by sammichmachine August 3, 2010

sammich

a sammich is a sandwich made by a woman

The best sandwich is one made by a woman:

W: Honey, I made you a sammich
M: Hellz yea you did, bitch

by awoman7891 May 10, 2011

sammich

A food that anorexic women desperately need.

Someone get that bag of antlers a sammich!

by Stanmoore October 5, 2007

sammich

A nice little pussy wedged between a set of buns

Last night, I had me a sammich. Nuf said

by DanDanNoodles January 10, 2008

sammich

A sammich is the coolest possible way to spell "Sandwich", in doing so you also have to pronounce as so:
sa-m-m-ic-h

I ate a sammich, it tasted good epic win on my part.

by sparta kicking person September 29, 2011