slapped salami

To slap your salami you have to first whip it out and then get a good nice moist, slippery, wet grip and slide your hand up and down to the rhythm of "We are number one" until mayonnaise comes out and spread it across your sandwich buns.

My slapped salami is hammed so hard that it is red and i need cream.

by Darklordkvr May 16, 2017

Salami Badger

A person who is extremely gay. This referance is to a man who wont leave other penis's alone.

Salami (often used as a word for penis)

Badger (Often used to describe someone who wont leave an item alone)

Salami Badger

"That guy wont leave me alone!!! He is such a Salami Badger!!"

by Rfish June 28, 2012

white salami

When you stick your own dick up your ass

I went home and committed white salami last night

by Waltr January 19, 2023

Sergeant Salami

Another word for penis

Guy1: You know that girl he was with last night?

Guy2: Yeah, what about her?

Guy1: She sucked his Sergeant Salami last night!

by sanderman900 October 25, 2009

Salami Smoothie

The act blending Spam, Salami, Baloney, and 15 year old Foreskin in a blend tech blender, then filling an uncircumcised penis with the substance and with a straw... sucking it out

I have never lived before I tried my first salami smoothie at that lemon party last night

by 69dingdonger May 8, 2019

salami drop

The act of banging a woman really, really hard.

Yo, I put the salami drop on dat bitch!

by Wonnmeister May 6, 2005

Stroking the salami

Synonym for masturbation

"Caught him stroking the salami last night"

by Zaks June 11, 2007