A term coined by TheFurEffect to denote someone who is infected by the evils of communism.
There are a major and a maximum form:
Sifa Major: Those who willingly support the evils of communism despite being from a free society
Sifa Maximum: Those born under the evils of communism
Symptoms include ( but are not limited to ):
- Being subhuman
- Extremely low IQ across the board ( no matter how many tests say otherwise )
- Being greedy and selling out their area / country for money
- Having no soul
- Believing that communism can do anything other than harm to everyone / thing
- Choosing corruption over democracy / freedom
If your friends or anybody you know is suffering from Sifa Sifa Disease then I urge you to put them out of their missery and end their pitiful existence like a wounded dog that won't make it to the vet in time. They'll thank you from the afterlife for your service
There are a major and a maximum form:
Sifa Major: Those who willingly support the evils of communism despite being from a free society
Sifa Maximum: Those born under the evils of communism
Symptoms include ( but are not limited to ):
- Being subhuman
- Extremely low IQ across the board ( no matter how many tests say otherwise )
- Being greedy and selling out their area / country for money
- Having no soul
- Believing that communism can do anything other than harm to everyone / thing
- Choosing corruption over democracy / freedom
If your friends or anybody you know is suffering from Sifa Sifa Disease then I urge you to put them out of their missery and end their pitiful existence like a wounded dog that won't make it to the vet in time. They'll thank you from the afterlife for your service
Guy A: Look at Girl C over there. She looks like a keeper
Guy B: Oh, you don't know? She has Sifa Disease. I'm going to put her out of her missery later today
Guy A: Damn, if she wasn't infected, I'd totally date her
Guy B: Oh, you don't know? She has Sifa Disease. I'm going to put her out of her missery later today
Guy A: Damn, if she wasn't infected, I'd totally date her
by Melon Foreigner December 31, 2021
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by Alexa zayn March 28, 2023
Get the Shifa and Murshid mug.A girl named Shifa is either really goofy and funny or just crazy and obsessive. The goofy type is fun and nice to hang out with, but the other type you should be careful of. Especially when it comes to their beloved... because they will do anything for them, no matter the cost. Nothing else matters other than living a happy life with their beloved. Anyone who will end up marrying them will definitely not regret it. They will be happy and comfortable as long as Shifa is the only one they love, and they never leave each other. A good partner for Shifa is someone who is loyal. Maybe someone whose name starts with the letter M.
In the end, you should always be careful never to anger Shifa. Whatever you do, never try to take them away from what they desire the most, their beloved. If they ever lose their beloved, they will either try to get them back, or end their own life because a life without their one and only true beloved is not a life worth living for them.
In the end, you should always be careful never to anger Shifa. Whatever you do, never try to take them away from what they desire the most, their beloved. If they ever lose their beloved, they will either try to get them back, or end their own life because a life without their one and only true beloved is not a life worth living for them.
Girl 1: "Hey, I think Shifa has a crush on M."
Girl 2: "Oh, we should stay away from him then."
Girl 1: "Why?"
Girl 2: "If she sees you with her beloved, she will kill you."
Girl 2: "Oh, we should stay away from him then."
Girl 1: "Why?"
Girl 2: "If she sees you with her beloved, she will kill you."
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Hey lil Jaundice! If you could pick one word for how your past two years have been going, what would it be?
lil jaundice: Moja-sifa.
lil jaundice: Moja-sifa.
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