Sleepless-drunk

When one feels very odd, talks to themself, and just over-all looks drunk. But, the thing is, they aren't. They just haven't gotten sleep for the past 2 days. Yep. So, how I feel while typing this, basically.

"dude.. i feelll liike.. 2016.. is so weaird.."
Non-sleepless-drunk guy: "What exactly are you saying?"
Sleep-less-drunk guy: "I dunno man.. I'm drunk again.. he he. I should go homme.. he ha he he ha ha.

by Synanimous June 8, 2015

sleepless night

When you lay in bed thinking of someone special to you.

I had a sleepless night thinking of you

by Mr.busch February 20, 2017

Sheeple Herder

A sheeple herder is someone who protects the feelings of 45 supporters by assisting in deflection or removing facts from a conversation, so their heads and feelings don't get hurt.

When it comes to Karen's friends, she's the Sheeple Herder, always helping them keep their heads in the sand.

by Ayantmira March 24, 2020

filler sheeple

People without any original thoughts, follow what they are told without any question.

*People who drive in the fast lane and go the EXACT speed limit. (usually right beside the person in the slow lane).

*My friend picked up singing lessons, so it seems only logical that should be what I do too!

"Man there are alot of filler sheeple in this town!"

by maddol22 July 23, 2009

weiner sweeper

-noun

1. A mustache so rich and full that it may be used to sweep the dust off another man's penis.

2. Synonym for molestache.

Hey, check it out! Someone with a mustache like that must only be using it for a weiner sweeper.

by ntgalloway September 7, 2009

Dick Sweeper

Large bushel of upper lip hair known to have a push broom like quality. AKA D-Sweep

Example 1: Did you see last nights episode of Magnum P.I.? Tom Selek has a phenominal dick sweeper!!! Example 2: Don Frye keeps his "D-Sweep" clean.

by AZ Wild Bill June 22, 2011

Floor Sweeper

A derogatory term for man who behaves like a dick so big it would, if real, touch the floor and sweep it clean as he walked along.

“John is a real floor sweeper.....” implies that someone named John is behaving like a very large dick.

by Urban Worrior May 8, 2014