Ron Swanson Tea Party

a masculine tea party wherein the "tea" is whiskey

Liam gathered his stuffies for a Ron Swanson Tea Party cheering "come on panda, come on bear, let's have some whiskey!"

by qtothewerty May 04, 2018

Swansonize

SWON-suhn-ize ('swɑn • sʌn • aɪz)

Term coined by Robert E. Swanson during his 1975 speech about train horns; it means to turn an otherwise noisy and jarring sound source into something musically pleasing

After having perfected the sound of trains, I wanted to see if I could swansonize ships to sound more respectable.

by xxxman360 April 03, 2024

Shane Swanson

Is a Drrr Burger born at greasy grove.

Shane Swanson is displayed on top of the restaurant at greasy grove.

by Swift hawk420 January 26, 2024

Brad Swanson

“It’s not what we do, it’s how we do it.”

Brad Swanson always says it’s not what we do it’s how we do it

by Smooch daddy August 01, 2019

Emma Swanson

The most beautiful girl in the world. she always wants to hang out and cuddle. you never know what she’s gonna do next

Frase: Who’s that girl?
Maria: That’s Emma Swanson

by papi chulo 42069 September 05, 2022

Bodonn Swanson

One of the best television show characters out there. Bodonn Swanson's Wild Adventure was a hit show that began to blossom and show much success to the youth with a good slapstick comedy

Have you seen the new Bodonn Swanson episode?

by jxkflnxvcijzgokhgv October 31, 2022

Hot Swanson

Drinking cum out of a shot glass

Did you hear Dansby gave Mallory a hot Swanson last night?

by jlb717 September 22, 2021