Custard Swallow

Definition: To gag, choke back or generally involuntarily resist swallowing viscous material such as custard, porridge, tapioca, mashed potato, mushy peas

'Listen dinner lady - I can't manage another mouthful, I've got Custard Swallow and I'll bring the lot up.'

by BombDogged October 4, 2016

you swallow

1. A term used after "You Suck" meaning that they swallow the cum but they just suck.

2. A stupid comeback after "You Suck" even though they cannot swallow when the dick is inside of their mouth.

Bob: "You suck as this."

Joe: "I may suck but you swallow."

by The Big Sad. December 28, 2021

swallowing flies

Swallowing flies is simply the act of walking around with your mouth ajar.

Dude, stop swallowing flies and close your damn mouth.

by MBisaBP December 20, 2005

u swallow

a bomb ass comeback to "you suck" When someone says you suck, respond with you swallow, and their embarresment levels will be off the charts

daniel: lmao, you like math? u suck
ryan: u swallow

daniel: *dies due to overwhelming embarresement*

by love_isn't_always_on_tem March 13, 2018

Squirt & Swallow

to take a girls orgasm juice straight into your mouth and swallow it

We had a Squirt & Swallow party and I got totally soaked. I slurped every girl there.

by cuntlickericious December 15, 2008

Sword Swallowing

when a guy's penis is so long it goes past the throat during a blowjob

extreme deep-throating

credit to: ben morgan

girl: baby, i don't know it i can't fit the whole thing in my mouth
boy: baby, it'll be okay. just try Sword Swallowing

by moocow419 June 8, 2011

swallowed my kids

You ejaculated all in her mouth an she swallowed the sperm

She swallowed my kids last night famo

by swiper18o4 November 19, 2015