studying

something you don't do and use as an excuse for getting laid. or if you actually do it you're probably lying.

person 1: dude, lia and i studied all night! i'm so tired.
person 2: bro.. i know you fucked her all night. you don't actually study!
studying. something nobody does.

by AugustTheHornyInventor January 29, 2022

Study

A pointless waste of time, not to be confused with a hobby.

Man 1: Bro I didn't even study for the test and I got 100 percent!
Man 2: Shut up loser.

by pogboy2000 March 28, 2022

Study

A ritual of talking to the creator of hell

Im going to go study.

by Tru5ty December 3, 2019

Studying

Something you should be doing

i should be studying

by DistraughtComrade October 18, 2020

Studying

When teenagers tell parents they’re studying with someone who is a friend but really they’re having sex

Mum me and a friend are going to be studying in my room don’t disturb us.

by Don’t want to be identified April 19, 2020

Study

What you should be doing right now

Person 1: Shouldn’t you be studying

Person 2: I already did

by somerandomguy#231 January 19, 2022

Studying

Sitting with friends smoking hookah

Matthew, I am studying

by HiMatthew June 12, 2018